// 3rd person POV //
~time skip to recess~
Stan, Eric, Kyle, were talking with each other in a spot where they usually hang out..Including Butters.
Kyle; "did you guys do the homework?" He slightly tilts his head to the side.
Stan: "what homework.?"
Kyle sighs
Kyle: "The math homework that was due today, did you do it?" He said a bit more clearly.
Stan: "oh fuck- uhm..." he smiles awkwardly.
Kyle: "I'll let you copy my answers, again." He slightly rolls his eyes.
Stan: "thanks Kyle." He smiles
Eric: "ew... can you lovebirds flirt somewhere else? It's making me uncomfortable.." he gags
Stan: "we're not flirting, fatass."
Eric: "whatever you say..." he smirks, crossing his arms.
(They weren't flirting at all...)
Eric looks over to Butters and notices how quiet he is.
Eric suddenly gets an idea..
Eric: "Butters~" A smile starts to form on his face
Butters gets startled since he was zoning out.
Butters: "wha- what?!" He quickly looks at Eric.
Eric: "you've been awfully quiet." He grins
Butters: "huh?-" He gets cut off by Eric
Eric: "I bet Kenny made Butters shut up, by shoving his di-"
Kyle: "EHEM..."
he clears his throat, while glaring at Eric.
Eric laughs to himself but quickly shuts himself up.
Kyle: "Has anyone seen Kenny?"
They all turn their head to look at Butters.
Butters: "why are you guys looking at me for.? I don't know where he is.!"
His cheeks slightly turn bright red.
Stan: "well, uh.. we expect you to know, Butters..since he is your best friend..."
Eric: "you mean Boyfriend?" He grins..
Stan rolls his eyes..
Stan: "Oh please, shut the fuck up."
Eric: "whatev- uh..."
All their eyes widen.
Someone was hugging Butters from behind and wrapping their arms around his..uhm..waist..?
"hey Buttercup."
he softly says.
Butters: "wha-?!" blush forms on his cheeks and nose.
They all saw the person who is hugging Butters..
It was Kenny?..
"O-oh, heya Ken..." Butters smiles awkwardly..
Kenny rests his head on Butters' shoulder and looks up at the others.
All of them was staring at how close Kenny and Butters are..
Stan's mind: "what the..?"
They were all silent, then Kenny spoke up..
Kenny: "what?"
Stan: "sorry.. we've uh- never seen you guys.. this..uhm... close.."
He awkwardly says...
Kyle stayed silent...
Kenny: "so?"
Eric: "Heh, I knew you guys were gay fucks."
Kyle: "well-
Stan: "OH FOR FUCK SAKE, SHUT UP FATASS!" He grits his teeth..
Eric: "You know what.? You're just mad that you're probably gonna lose the bet from the looks of it.!" Eric has a devilish smile on his face..
Kenny, Butters and Kyle looks at Eric and Stan with confusion..
Kyle: "What bet?"
Kenny: "yeah, What bet?"
Stan: "I- uhm..." Stan starts to sweat...
Kyle crosses his arms.
Kyle: "what were you guys betting on?" Kyle's voice gets louder..
Eric groans..
Eric: "ugh, can't you guys mind your fucking business?"
They all stare at Eric intensely.
Eric: "UGH! Fine!"
He sighs in annoyance.
Eric: "Me and Stan were betting on each other to see if Kenny and Butters were dating or not." He crosses his arms.
After Eric says that, Butters cheeks quickly turns red.
Kyle: "why the fuc-
Kenny: "well, we're not dating. Isn't it obvious?"
Kenny stays calm.
Butters: "y-yeah! Wh-what Kenny said..."
Butters chuckles nervously..
Eric scoffs..
Eric: "Yeah right! From the looks of it, it pretty much looks like you guys are dating. I mean.. look at you guys right now!"
Eric points at Kenny's hand placement.
(His hand is on Butters' waist. 🤷♀️)
Kenny: "what? It's just his waist."
Eric slightly grits his teeth.
Eric: "Yeah! His waist! YOU DO KNOW THATS FUCKING GA-
Stan quickly nudges that fatass with his elbow.
Stan: "Cartman! People are fucking staring at us, shut up fatass!" He whispers.
Eric looks around and he notices everyone staring.
Eric: "MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS GUYS!"
He yells out loud. (Like really loudly..)
Stan: "seriously Cartman?!"
Butters: "was that necessary-?"
Eric: "shut the fuck up."
// I am actually so sorry for not working on this story for like a whole year (I swear I had no ideas for this story) Forgive me guys. 🙏
I hope this was enough. 🥲 anyway love y'all, and have a great time🫶 //
