Castle Crashers x Reader One Shots

Pink Knight x Barbarian!Princess!Reader(Fluff/Angst/Lemon) pt1

Enjoy babes, this will contain a little bit of Blue Knight x Red Knight, Pink Knight is male and Reader will be using she/her XOXO

(Red Knights POV)

           I stabbed the last barbarian square in the chest, ripped my sword out and turned to the guys, "Well, I guess we should start to set up camp," I sighed. We were covered in sweat, Orange the most and Blue not at all. Green and me had about the same amount Pink, Where's Pink"Wait, is Pink... Where is he?" The others looked around alarmed. "Dude, I swear he was right behind me!" Said green. I rolled my eyes, "I told you we shouldn't have let him tag along in the first place, he's to soft and way to jolly to kill anyone he just tries to talk it out(like that will ever work), and on top of that he always gets to kiss the princess because ohhh he's so fucking sweet and chivalrous!" I end my rant and they shake their heads. There was a short silence before Blue spoke up. "Pink really isn't that bad, you need to calm down. Besides, we had to bring him. Blacksmith couldn't watch him." Cool frosty air blew out his helmet in slight annoyance. "Yeah! Once you get to know him-" "Orange you shut the fuck up." I interrupted. "I think I see him coming back! But... He's, carrying...something?" Green murmured. There he was, I squinted my eyes. "Holy shit,"

(1 Hour Earlier Pink Knights POV)

   I had accidentally wandered a bit far from the group. There were dead bodies around me I felt kinda bad, they must have had families. It was then that I heard a scream, coming from a tent. I stood up from the stump I was resting on and raced towards the sound. I peeled back the entrance of a large tent to reveal a Thief! But wait. There was also a girl...!? What was a maiden so fair doing in the middle of a battle field? He had noticed me and moved one of his arms that was on her breast to her throat, My gaze did however linger at her chest for a bit. "Back off or the princess is dead!" He said, shaking. Hold on, princess!? It was then that I noticed she was wearing what appeared to be barbarian clothing, and, one of the Thief's arm was up her skirt! Although, the Thief seemed very nimble she was not strong even or maybe, not brave enough to escape his grasp.

I grabbed his arm that wielded the dagger and pulled away from her neck. Then I pushed the princess away, as she fell to the ground, and pinned the Thief to the ground with his own weapon. "Wait! Please..don't kill me!" He cried and shouted. I looked at him, deeply. I stood away from him in front of the 'princess' and he breathed heavy"Your free to go, but next time I see you I won't be so lenient." He ushered a thank you and ran out the tent. I turned to the princess and too see she held a club in her hand. She looked weak and scared. "Don't come near me or else!" She shrieked. I dropped my sword and put my hand up. "Princess i'm not here to hurt you, please let me help! Are you okay?" I asked urgently as I took a step closer, "Stop! I don't know where the crystal is just leave me be!" I took another step, and another. I knelt down and gently took the spikey wooden club out her fragile hand. Tears dripped down her cheeks. "Please..." She mumbled. " I am here to help. I am Pink, my friends will have bandages and healing potions. Please, let me help you." She seemed terrified. I picked her up and wiped her tears. "I will bring you to them, okay?" I whispered and gave her a peppermint. She nodded her headed with a pout and pocketed the candy. After a bit of wandering I spotted the others down a hill, I made my way down.

(Present Time Red Knights POV)

   "Holy shit." I said quietly yet angrily. "Not something, someone. It's a girl!" I couldn't believe this. He. Always. Gets. The. Girl. Orange, Green, and blue hurried over as I stood, stuck in place. They were all saying how worried they were. They came to me and Pink said "Hi red! Do you mind make my tent? I have to take care of her and I would really appreciate it!" He spoke in the god-damned goody two shoes voice he always does. "Are you fucking serious..." I started into his soul. "Red please, there is a Lady in need." "In need of what huh? In need of your dick in her mouth, is that how you'll 'help' her!?" Blue looked disgusted as he glanced at me for a split second. Green pretended not to here as he cleared his throat loudly, and Orange just had his jaw dropped. "Red! You shouldn't be saying such things in front of a Princess!" Pink exclaimed. I scoffed "Yeah right. I know exactly why your such an ass kisser to the Princesses! You just want to fuck them, all night long! Your such a dirtbag you faker!" Pink was shocked, the Princess looked....wait. He said she's a Princess. There is no kingdom around here, what is going on? it was then that I felt a hard knock on the back of my head.

(Blue Knight POV)

".....In need of your dick in her mouth, is that how you'll 'help' her!?" Red argued. I took a quick look at him and went back to unpacking the rations. I already knew that Orange was gawking at him. The truth is, Red hates Pink so much because they are cousins. Growing up Red was constantly compared to how caring Pink was or how smart Orange(his brother) was.  It's as simple as that. I try not to be so hard on him, as I know these things and others do not. "Red! You shouldn't be saying such things in front of a Princess!" Pink always says there is no use in fighting when you could talk things out, this just like most of the time was not the place for a sweet little conversation. Hold on did he say princess? Me, Green and Orange share a concerned look. I slowly set down my things. "Yeah right. I know exactly why your such an ass kisser to the Princesses! You just want to fuck them, all night long! Your such a dirtbag you faker!" Okay. Enough was enough. I silently pulled a sandwich out from our food supply and took a small bite. I stepped behind Red and punched him in the back of the head. I didn't want to have to fight him. Luckily it knocked him right out. Everyone was tranquil, looking towards me in surprise. "Orange, take him to his tent, then make a fire." Orange rushed to his brothers side, I helped get him on his back and then he did as a said. Pink had a relieved yet sad look on his face. Both Orange and Pink have no idea why Red acts how he does. He never really told anyone else except for me.

Hey babes that's the end of part 1 because I have to go take a shit but later I will publish the next part if you have any questions feel free to comment below, also the next part will start in your POV from the beginning XOXO