The Argo III, but make it H(o)eja!

me, my 1st & 3rd wife get abducted by my 2nd wife (not clickbait)

HEJA'S POV:

hi.

hello.

ew that's way too formal for me...

(i'm supposed to introduce myself, because this is happening in real time while it's NOT happening in real time)

okay, last chance. hi, my name is heja [last name is redacted]. i'm 13 years old, but i turn 14 in december. december 9th to be precise. i'm the modern version of james in derry girls. i like reading and singing. my best friends are elsa, bea and ana. considering the fact that the following actions include them. why? i don't see why they wouldn't be involved.

if you're like them, like me, you better be cautious. guard your life with your... life? the world is dangerous for people like us. i can't tell you what it is. not now. hang on, and you'll see!

It all starts with a conversation with one of my best friends, Anathea, my 3rd wife.

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"Heja! For the love of God, please just listen to what I have to say! Epic: The Musical is EPIC! Especially the Ithaca saga!" Anathea said while i was trying to draw a flower on my hand. I'll probably end up with lead poison, but pens have ink, not lead. I'll be fine.

"Jesus, Ana. It's not even released yet,  and you're going on about it? I've listened to the Troy saga & the Cyclops saga-" I answered her, and she cut me off bro-

Her face literally LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN APOLLO just because I continued with the Epic stuff. "After the Cyclops saga there's the Ocean saga, then Circe, Underworld, Thunder, Wisdom, Vengeance and then Ithaca is the last one." 

"That's what I'm saying! It's the LAST one, and it releases in 1-3 YEARS DUDE- and you know all the words to it too- I'm happy for you, but it's A LOT!" I answered her. I'm in despair, my flower drawing is ruined, it looks more like a bee now. Thank you, Ana.

"I know. You up for a round of chess?" Anathea asked me

"No. You know how i feel about you literally bossing me in chess. Remember when we played for 2 hours, and i was SO close to win, and you go around winning right in my face. I WAS IN THE LEAD AGHHH-" I'm so not in the mood for chess. "Do you want to visit me after school today? I know how it is with your dad, you sure you can't just move in with us? You know my dad, he's chill and doesn't really care if we make a mess." I suggest.

"Yes PLEASE! You're literally saving my life. (A/N: I didn't know it at that moment. I do now.) You know that right? I'll ask him."

(the following texts will be my view of Ana's phone, and her texts with her very shitty father)

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DAD

Julia, can you get the groceries? My card is on the couch. I'll be working late this morning. Ms. Mendelez will be next door, and she can help you if there's anything you need.

Okay Dad. Why exactly are you working late? Again? Is it so that you don't need to see me? Keep your fat ass mouth shut, I don't need - nor do I value your opinion. I'm your daughter and I'm free to do whatever I want, and you don't mean anything in the decisions I make.

That is no way to talk to your father, I'll take your phone, and you won't be seeing Heja. At all.

Tuesday, Jun. 5th