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12. back to germany mfs

[ Alexis ]
1:05

Alexis
Oh.. Thanks?
My name is Alexis ness,
Call me whatever you like.
You?

Y/n
Before I answer that..
-picture
Which one is you in this
Picture?🤭

Alexis
Huh why are you
Asking?

Y/n
It's for educational purposes.

Alexis
...
Lame excuse
But fine.
I'm the one on the
Right.

Y/n
GAWDAYUM.
DAZ U?!?!?!
YOU LOOK HOT ASF

Alexis
...
I never got called
Hot before, usually it was
Michael but oh well..
Would you please answer
My question now?

Y/n
Aight bet🤭
I'm your future wife pookie

Alexis
Please take this seriously.

Y/n
Fine☹️
I'm y/n..

Alexis
...
Huh?

Y/n
Huh?

Alexis
Huh?..

Y/n
Huh...?

Alexis
...
Oh god, the realization
Came in me.

Y/n
Wait what😦
Tf is u talking abt bbq?
The last statement sounded
Weird aswell or is it just
Me? ☹️

Alexis
Please don't call me
That. Anyway..
Do you remember if
You have some childhood
Friends who are German
By any chance?

Y/n
Yup I have.
I think.
Or not.
Wait maybe yeah.
Yeah I remember now
Why ask?😕
Do you wanna hit on them
Or sum shit? 😦

Alexis
Wha.. No! I'm one
Of your childhood friends
Silly.

Y/n
...
Oh.

Alexis
Did you realize by now?

Y/n
Oh sorry pookers yeah
I remember now.
So what now? 😕
Idk how to talk to old friends..

Alexis
Well how is your day?

Y/n
Chaotic. 😕
I miss my side bitch..

Alexis
You have a side bitch?😦
We met when you were 8,
And after 8 years you're
Probably 16 now.. You
Have a sidebitch for sure? ☹️

Y/n
Well for fun.. I'd like to call him
That but nahh.. But he likes
Getting called that + getting
Degraded.
But damn you even counted
How many years we were
Seperated?

Alexis
Oh.. Well..
Don't mind the counting
But I feel relatable to
That guy

Y/n
Are you a masochist.
Wow who knew my childhood
Friend was actually a
Masochist.
It's because of the internet
Isn't it? Smh.. ☹️ /j