Socksfor1/Foolish Crew Oneshots

𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿 // 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲

You sat on the couch silently, staring at the guy in front of you. Eating a burger, to be specific. That guy, specifically was Meme. FatMemeGod, his full name to be specific. Honestly, you didn't know what you were doing sitting in front of him. You were in your own thoughts and daydreaming as he munched on the burger, only realizing a few moments later that you were staring right at him.

"What?"

He said rudely, raising an eyebrow. His tone suggested an annoyed voice, and you snapped back into reality. You blinked for a second, making eye contact with Meme.

"What?"

You asked back, but unlike Meme, your tone suggesting a questionable and curious tone. You tilted your head slightly, confused as to what was happening. You hadn't realized that you were staring right at him whilst you were daydreaming.

"You were staring at me."
"I was?"
"Yeah, you were."

You raised an eyebrow, confused as ever. You were staring at Meme? Since when? The last thing you thought of was what if the fan above the two of you dropped and whether or not the both of you would die or not.

Meme continued to munch on his burger as he stared at you weirdly and strangely, but all you did was stare back at him with a clueless look and what Meme would call, 'stupidity'.

"You look extremely stupid."
"Do I?"

You responded back with a question, it wasn't really a question even, you were just lazy to reply to Meme. If Meme questioned that to you, that would be a future you problem. Hopefully, he wouldn't question of course so the problems would be less.

Meme almost rolled his eyes and choked on his food at how stupid the question sounded, but really he just knew you were lazy. Like, what kind of person was like that?

"What kind of burger are you eating?"
"Cheese."

You asked suddenly, and Meme answered smoothly and quickly. He was known to have a fast reaction in the crew, after all. For some reason, you never knew why nor did you really care much.

You felt a little bored, not really knowing what to do. You felt like playing games, but your phone had no battery and was charging whilst your pc was getting fixed. Yeah you should probably go touch some grass or something, but what would be the fun in that? Nature sucks.

If someone heard you think about that the whole nature obsessed community would expose you and cancel you. Wonderful. You're not even sure how someone would read your thoughts, but powers do exist. You think, at least.

"From where?"
"McDonald's. Nadwe bought some while he was out with Muffin."

You just nodded, staring at him as he continued to much and eat his burger, almost finishing it. You had no idea how long he took to eat the thing, but you suspected it was a long time because the last time you looked at the clock it was 3:20. Now it's almost 4. Who takes that long to eat a freaking burger?

As you continued to stare at him blankly and go into your own thought again, he raised an eyebrow, staring back at you but you didn't realize. Of course not, probably because you daydreamed a lot. Especially at times like this.

He just let you be and munched on his burger, finally finishing it. He'd taken a while, probably because he was thinking about some things as well. The most random things, of course. I mean who doesn't at some point in life?

He was bored, extremely bored. Since he mostly played his games with you (In order not to get bullied by Socks and the gang 90% of the time, you were mostly chill when playing games with him). But now he couldn't as your pc was broken, and he sighed.

"You're adopted."

That sentence suddenly snapped you back into reality, and you raised an eyebrow in confusion. Why at that time? And you thought you were the weird and random one.

"What?"
"I said you're adopted."
"Oh. Okay."

You blatantly answered, lazy to even give a reply and not even sure what to reply with. As the both of you sat in silence staring at each other, Meme suddenly got up and went back to his room. Probably to play games or something.

So you sat on the couch in the living room the only sound heard was the fan spinning above you. You still thought how log it'd take to fall, but oh well.

Since Meme was gone, might as well take this time to get a nap and some rest.

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Hello! Unfortunately this is quite short since I coudktn really think of anything and this was written at 3 am. My brain does not work lol
This was requested by Grainan and I hope you found this okay for your taste lmaoo (I'm surprised I even could write over 500 words in the first place so yeah)