The armed depressed agency chat

this won't end well

Fukuzawa has made a group

Fukuzawa has named the group the ada

Fukuzawa has added the following people Atsushi, Dazi, Kunikida, Kenji, Yosano, Ranpo, Junichiro, Naomi, Katai, Kyoka.

Katai is now an admin

Katai has changed the names of everyone...they now are: tiger sushi, suicide enthusiast, ideals, cow, doctor step on me, ego, potentially a side character, brother simper, ultimate admin, former assassin and president.
Katai has renamed the group "the armed depressed agency"
ultimate admin: Ok now I know who everyone is.

President:Please for the love of the agency remove yourself from admin..and while your at it give me back the admin role
Ultimate admin:SCREW THE RULES I HAVE ADMIN PRIVILEGES!
ego has hacked the admin privilege
Ego has changed ego's name to ranpo
Ranpo: you were saying?
Ranpo: ok I'm being bribed by the president to give back admin.
Ranpo has given president the only admin role
President: good.
Ranpo: can I have my snacks now or are you still at your husband's house
Tiger sushi:WAIT I WAS RIGHT! DAZI GIVE ME MY ¥100,000!
Suicide enthusiast: I don't want to :(
Tiger sushi:THATS IT IM COMING OVER!
Suicide enthusiast:wait-NO.
Tiger sushi: YOUR PUSHING IT DAZI IM ALMOST AT YOUR DOOR
Suicide enthusiast: NO NO NO NO NO NO PLS NO IM BEGGING YOU.
Tiger sushi: but the door is opened halfway :(
Ideals: Atsushi run. I'm locked in a certain room with two people doing a certain thing
Suicide enthusiast: there is no need to sugar coat it kunikida      -_-
Ideals: ok I'll try that again.......
Ideals: I'd never thought I'd say this but chuuya and dazi are kissing and I'm locked in a room with them currently.
Suicide enthusiast: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO TELL THEM WHO IM KISSING
Tiger sushi: the amount of money people owe me right now. Tanazaki siblings and yosano fess up the 100,000 each ama be eating well tonight
Doctor step on me: ok fair enough I lost.
Possibly a side character: WHAT IS MY NAME SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Brother simper:AT LEAST YOUR NAME ISN'T BROTHER SIMPER.
Suicide enthusiast: i mean katai ain't wrong.......
Brother simper: you've gone too far dazi.
Suicide enthusiast: adadadadadad I want to commit suicide not be murded image the newspapers " a girl who simps for her older brother goes to jail for murdering a suicide enthusiast.
Tiger sushi: and the corpse is currently locked in a mental hospital as we speak
Suicide enthusiast: Atsushi-kunnnn i thought you were on my side?
Tiger sushi: UNTIL I GET MY TOTAL OF ¥400,000 IM IDENTIFYING AS A PROBLEM TO THE 4 CHOSEN ONES WHO DECIDED TO BET WITH AN ORPHAN WHO GOT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR WHEN HE WAS A KID!
Doctor step on me: what......
Tiger sushi:oops that kinda slipped........
President: address?
Tiger sushi: idk probably at my old orphanage?
Doctor step on me: on it.
Tiger sushi: on what?
Doctor step on me: on my way to torture this person with the exact same electric chair
Tiger sushi: you know I have already killed him like twice already right?
Doctor step on me: on his way to a third meeting with satin
Tiger sushi:I'm scared of you now...
Doctor step on me:president do I have permission to beat the living hell out of this orphanage with Motojiro
Tiger sushi:isn't that the serial bomber from the train?
Doctor step on me: your point is?
President: I give you my permission.
Former assassin:take my knife, go commit a felony while your at it.
Tiger sushi:why are you doing this?
Suicide enthusiast: PROTECT THE ORPHAN AT ALL COSTS.
Potentially a side character: ONWARDS!
Tiger sushi: can we change topics please.........
Ideals: to what?
Tiger sushi: ummmmm well like who mr president is married to.
Ranpo: I know.
Tiger sushi: HOW?
Ranpo: because I'm their adopted child.
Tiger sushi: the Ada gets more confusing by the day.
Ultimate admin: IT'S THE ARMED DEPRESSED AGENCY
Tiger sushi: DAZI IS THE ONLY DEPRESSED HERE
Ultimate admin: AND?
Tiger sushi: IT DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED
Ultimate admin: YOU ARE.
Suicide enthusiast: I can agree with former admin here. You asked me if you can borrow a rope once.
President: are you ok Atsushi?
Tiger sushi: yes.
Suicide enthusiast: truth.
Tiger sushi: yes.
Tiger sushi: he is telling a lie.
President: who are you.
Tiger sushi: Akutagawa.......
President: are you with Atsushi?
Tiger sushi: in what way?
President: are you currently in his presence?
Tiger sushi: yes.
Ranpo: he is in the other way as well. ;)
Tiger sushi: how would you know.
Ranpo: I know all.

In tiger sushi and ranpo's private chat
Tiger sushi: please don't tell the other's I'll give you the cabernet of snacks.
Ranpo: who is this?
Tiger sushi: Atsushi.
Ranpo: offer accepted. I'll tell them that I lied
Tiger sushi: thank you ranpo-san. Aku also says thank you
Ranpo: no problem

In the armed depressed agency.
Doctor step on me: ok so the orphanage is burning to the ground everyone is locked inside I committed the felony's like you asked kyoka. Am I missing anything?
Suicide enthusiast: that's all thank you doctor yosano. That reminds me those three are awfully quiet. What's wrong Atsushi-kun, ranpo-san?
Ranpo: I was explaining the joke to him.
Suicide enthusiast: what joke?
Ranpo: the joke that they are dating.
Suicide enthusiast: wait so they aren't? :(
Ranpo: no i just made it up because I was bored
Suicide enthusiast: awwwwww but I was happy when you said that, and now I know both of my students aren't dating I'm sad :(
Tiger sushi: tough luck dazi
Suicide enthusiast: name?
Tiger sushi: Akutagawa. But Atsushi told me to type it because he has now passed out after intense crying and a panic attack
Suicide enthusiast: awwww I hope he gets better :( ........YOSANO YOUR UP
Doctor step on me: I CANT CURE PANIC ATTACKS.
suicide enthusiast: wait you can't?
Doctor step on me: no? I can only cure physical injury's not mental if I couldn't I'd also be a therapist not just a doctor
Suicide enthusiast: oh. I was going to go after Atsushi as well :(
Doctor step on me: no just no
Tiger sushi: will everyone shut up it's almost midnight!
President: name
Tiger sushi: can everyone sleep for crying out loud it's too late for dealing with this.