The armed depressed agency chat

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doctor step on me:I'm bored, ranpo give me tea.
Ranpo: no
Doctor step on me:I'll give you my entire pay's worth of snacks.
Ranpo: and how much would that be...
Doctor step on me: ¥10,499 an hour.
Ranpo: I'm deeply sorry everyone......
Doctor step on me:expose everyone :)
Ranpo:president is married to Mori
Tiger sushi: THAT'S ANOTHER ¥300,000,000 DAZI
suicide enthusiast: wow pres, you picked my former boss?
President:..........
Ranpo: and me Elise and Q are the adopted children :)
Suicide enthusiast: :0 next ship?
Ranpo: Akutagawa and Atsushi.
Tiger sushi:RANPO-SAN :(
doctor step on me: OMG ATSUSHI HOW LONG!!!!!!
Tiger sushi: a while........
Suicide enthusiast: my students :)
Ranpo: gin and higuchi, yosano and koyo , kunikida and Katai
Tiger sushi: wait but dazi showed me kunikida's ideal woman page?!
Suicide enthusiast: wow even I didn't know this
Ideals:...................................................................
Suicide enthusiast: KUNIKIDA GET BACK HERE I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
Doctor step on me: wow port mafia is filled to the brim with lgbt people. Maybe we should add them;)
Ranpo: I know you just want to text you girlfriend on here
Doctor step on me: president can we please add the port mafia on here
Ranpo: and the guild
Tiger sushi: why the guild?
Ranpo: why not
Tiger sushi: eh good point, oh what about former guild I mean Lucy works at the cafe below us so the cafe staff should be considered as one of us
President: you do have a point there I'll consider it
Ideals: dazi come out we have work to do
Suicide enthusiast: I'm bi
Ideals: NOT LIKE THAT AS IN GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM WE HAVE WORK TO DO
President: ok i thought it over and I'll give you all admin to add who you want from the port mafia and the guild
Doctor step on me: YES THANK YOU PRESIDENT

President has given the following admin
tiger sushi
Tiger sushi has added akutagawa, gin, higuchi and Lucy
Tiger sushi has change the following names: tall emo, secretive gender, wrong Akutagwa, Tsundere
Tall emo: what's with my name?
Secretive gender: pffffff- suits you
Tall emo: why the betrayal
Tsundere: YOU THINK YOUR NAME IS BAD WELL LOOK AT MINE!
Tiger sushi: hehehe
Tsundere: WHY ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING AT EMO HERE
Tiger sushi: I have my reasons :)
Secretive gender: and I know what that is :)
Tsundere: well what is it?
Tiger sushi: half of everyone here already knows it
Tall emo: HOW WE CONVINCED RANPO?!
Ranpo: I got bribed with ¥10,499 an hour worth of snacks sorry :(
Tall emo: apology accepted but if you like you can tell newbie here
Ranpo: na Atsushi can tell her
Tall emo: why not me?
Ranpo: simple. She doesn't know you, like at all
Tall emo: oh ye I don't think I've met the Tsundere before
Tsundere: MY NAME IS LUCY NOT TSUNDERE
Tall emo: yeah yeah Atsushi it's explanation time
Tiger sushi: on it
Tsundere: get to the point already
Wrong Akutagwa: yeah I don't think I know as well
Tiger sushi: ok to put it bluntly me and Akutagwa are in a relationship
Tsundere: like what kind
Tiger sushi: how do I put it?
Tsundere: just say what you want to say
Tiger sushi: well it's considered as many things........
Tsundere:like?
Tiger sushi: boy x boy
Tall emo: boyfriends
Tiger sushi: bl
Tall emo: and possibly more
Tsundere: THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP?!
Wrong Akutagwa: WAIT WHAT?!
Tiger sushi: I hope you'll both except us...............
Wrong Akutagwa: I KNEW IT
Tiger sushi: ?
Wrong Akutagwa: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE WAY AKUTAGWA SENPAI LOOKED AT YOU BEFORE I KNEW THIS
Tall emo: NO DONT REVEAL ANYTHING!
Tiger sushi: awwwwwwww but I want to know :(
Tall emo: .........ok tell him higuchi
Secretive gender: awwwwwww thank you atsushi:')
Tiger sushi: For what?
Secretive gender: for bringing out my brother's nice side
Tiger sushi: your welcome gin-san
Wrong Akutagwa: anyway back to the original topic, he had a notebook on everything he liked about you and it was called "my ideal boyfriend"too keep it a secret from its original name which was " atsushi for the love of you please date me"
Tall emo: -//////////-
Tiger sushi: awwwwwwwwww that's so adorable ryu
Suicide enthusiast: that reminds me I did see kunikida's notebook with a similar name
Tiger sushi: where?
Suicide enthusiast: remember when we where cleaning the lockers that time atsushi?
Tiger sushi: how could I not I literally witnessed a noose in your locker and blood coming out of yosano's and- WAIT I REMEMBER THE NOTEBOOK
Suicide enthusiast: SEE I KNEW I WAS NOT GOING MENTAL!
Ideals: you are already mental you waste of bandages
Suicide enthusiast: see he isn't denying it~
Tall emo: yeah I borrowed the name from that kunikida guy
Tsundere: HOW COME YOU GOT HIS NAME CORRECT AND NOT MINE
Tall emo: like ranpo said I don't even know you or you name
Tiger sushi: ah ok I'll introduce you two together
Tall emo: ok
Tsundere: fine
Tiger sushi: ok Tsundere is Lucy.M she is a former member of the guild and now a member of the cafe staff below the agency
Tall emo: ok so she was involved in the three way war then?
Tsundere: that's right but I betrayed the guild. Then again I wasn't the only one
Tall emo: who else betrayed the guild?
Tsundere: holy boi
Tall emo: oh ye I put someone he knew in a coma
Tsundere: sounds festive
Doctor step on me: I just realised something
Tiger sushi: what that might be yosano-sensei?
Doctor step on me: you said you found blood in my locker right?
Suicide enthusiast: indeed we did
Doctor step on me: THAT WAS WINE!
Suicide enthusiast:.................................................................................................
Tiger sushi:.............................................................................................................
Tsundere: tall emo how is this your bf
Tall emo: thanks to me ^_^
Tsundere: ......ama go offline for a bit
Tsundere has gone offline
Doctor step on me: ME NEXT ME NEXT I WANA GO NEXT
Suicide enthusiast: Atsushi-kunnnnnnnnnn would you be so kind to give your favourite senpai the admin privileges
Tiger sushi: ummmmmmmmmmm I don't know who to choose
Brother simper: I want admin toooooo please atsushi-san
Tiger sushi: to many requests X^X
Suicide enthusiast: I'll give you tea on rice like I did when I first met you
Tiger sushi: what do you mean kunikida-san paid for it
Suicide enthusiast:............
Doctor step on me: K.O.
Brother simper:pfffffffffffff-