a Madea family funeral

the day of the funeral

Christina was wearing a little black dress with her hair pulled up in a black bow as she was sitting in her dads lap as they sat in a row in the church that the funeral was being held.

The choir was singing loudly as Madea was shown sitting in a chair holding a think book of what all is to happen today before she gets up"thank you. Thank you. Thank you"she says as they continue to sing before she walks over before raising her hand as the preacher emotions required to stop as she now stand sin front of the podium.

"Uh they asked me to be the minister of service. First give an honor to Popeyes and I'm all the chicken that I like "Madea says as she gets an amen from everyone.

"I wanna say thank y'all so much for having me here as your mistress of service as we come for this auconspicious occasion. I want you to know this is our program"Madea says as holding out a think paged program as she flips through the pages."it's really thick. Really thick. "She says.

Heathrow then speaks"how long is this service "he asked jo. As some people looked through the program.

"So we want everybody to be limited who come up here two minutes two minutes please don't sing as long as he..he... heaven like they did please first I would like to start off with this for Anthony and for the family"Madea says before everything closed there eyes bowing there head before the moment of silence is over"no I'm just playing this ain't even appropriate for this funeral okay"she says.

Cristina sits in her father's lap as she looks around as the funeral was going on she was confused on what was happening when people all of sudden got up moving to the other side but by her grandmothers face she knew it wasn't good. As the funeral continues with many people speaking and singing as she holds onto her dad's arm as she sucks her thumb.

After everyone went Madea takes the podium again"we are very happy that he is, uh, with the Lord Mr. Pallbearer! Take the flowers off the casket!"she says loudly as almost everyone was falling asleep as they jump awake.

"Don't tear yourself the flowers,they weren't Cheap"Madea says as three man removed the flowers from the top of the casket "before yall all rush up here to say your goodbyes and your condolences...we just want y'all to respect the family and I want y'all to respect the wife. This is a church. I don't mind busting you in your face lord ask Jesus to forgive me if you come up here with that bull--"Madea says before she is cut off when all of sudden the bottom half of the casket rises up a little making everyone gasp in shock as will cover's his daughters eyes with his hand as they were all in shock.

"Okay funeral over. Everybody go whoo"Madea says before she and everyone were rushing out of the church as will and Sylvia rush to there car strapping Cristina into her car seat as she was confused on what was going on before they drive off back towards the house to meet back with the others.