I am Dei Larra and I am the author here, ne!
Anyway, sorry for bad English, ne...
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Dei Larra : Yeah! This is my first fanfic, ne!
Deidara : Who are you and why your name look like mine and why you have a speech impediment too, un? Are you an alien, un?
Dei Larra : Hmm... How to say it.. I am... kinda your genderbender, I think, ne! But, don't you remember me? I am the girl who sits next to Hidan in the class, ne. And remember this, I AM NOT ALIEN, NE!
Deidara : Yeah yeah, sorry... Oh, you are that girl? I heard some rumors about you... They said you are Hidan's lover...
Dei Larra : Hey! *blushing*
Sasori : Ah, so the rumors are true.
Hidan : The fuck Sasori!? You puppet fucker! And you two, blondie! Can you just shut the fuck up? I am trying to concentrate in my fucking ritual to my Jashin!
Dei Larra & Deidara : WE HAVE NAME, AND IT'S NOT BLONDIE (NE!) (UN!) AND WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING JASMINE OR SOMETHING (NE!) (UN!)
Hidan : It's JASHIN YOU FUCKING BLONDIE! NOT JASMINE!
Sasori : Never ever ever call me puppet fucker again, Hidan. Dei Larra, you must teach your boyfriend how to talk.
Dei Larra : My-- WHAT!? HEY! YOU SON OF A BITCH, PUPPET FUCKER, NE! *blush madly*
Sasori : Language, brat.
Dei Larra : I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY FUCKING POTTY-MOUTH! AND MY NAME IS NOT BRAT, NE! *choking Sasori*
Sasori : Fine, FINE! Just stop choking me!
Hidan : *Laugh out loud*
Dei Larra & Hidan : We beat Sasori! *high five*
Dei Larra : That's why I love you, ne~♡ *hug Hidan*
Hidan : Hehe, thats why I love you, too! *hug back*
Sasori : Heh, the rumors true...
Dei Larra & Hidan : SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING EMOTIONLESS PUPPET (NE)! WE JUST... ERR.. HAPPY! YEAH HAPPY (NE)! O/////O *blushing*
Deidara : Don't call my Danna like that, un! If he is an emotionless puppet, then, how can he love me, un!?
Dei Larra & Hidan : *speechless*
Sasori : Ha, that's my brat *patting Deidara's head*
Deidara : *pouting then smiling*
Hidan : Just start this fucking fanfic already!
Deidara & Sasori : LANGUAGE (UN)!
Dei Larra : Why? We both love swearing, ne. *high five with Hidan*
Sasori : Whatever.
Dei Larra : Will you do the disclaimer Hidan, ne?
Hidan : Sure. My love do not own any fucking Naruto character. It's belong to Mr. Masashi Kishimoto. OC character and the story line belong to my bitchy lover!
Dei Larra : Say that again, ne! I. AM. NOT. BITCHY. NE! *chasing Hidan*
Sasori : Bothersome couple. *sigh*
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