The Only People With Brains Here | Saiki K X Reader oc

Chapter 1

Italics- telepathically speaking
Bold and italics- speaking to someone telepathically but no one else can hear them.
Underlined- other people's thoughts
Normal- speaking normally
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Psychic powers make the impossible possible. My name is Cheon-Sa Mun. I'm a psychic. 16 years ago, a normal couple had a baby girl, who definitely wasn't normal. I started talking when I was 14 days old, without using my voice. I spoke telepathically, and still do. Then, when I was a month old, I began to walk- in the air. And at two years old, I successfully shoplifted- I mean, ran my first errand and "bought" eggs. They had no clue how I got the eggs. And that's when my parents finally started to worry. They're pretty weird though so no surprise. They're also pretty lazy. My parents are mostly a happy, loving couple (not taking all their silly arguments in account) so they didn't care if I had powers and didn't make it a big issue. The days went by... And that little girl became a high-schools student.

Now, you might think having psychic powers is a dream-come-true, but you're wrong! Having these abilities is a curse.

You might be wondering what abilities I have, well, I have:
-telepathy
-psychonkisis
-X-ray vision
-foresight
-teleportation
-clairvoyance
And et cetera. I can do all of these.

Due to these powers, I've never experienced most things normal people would have experienced already. Such as surprises and a sense of accomplishment.

Anyways, I walk down the street of my new neighborhood. I've recently moved from Korea to Japan with my parents. I'm going to go to PK Academy tomorrow to start my first day of school. While walking down the street, I pass a boy with pink hair, green sunglasses and pink hair pins. Hmmm. Reminds me of someone I know but I can't put my finger on it. We maintain eye contact for several seconds then look away. He seemed to be wearing the PK uniform. The funny thing though was that I couldn't hear what he was thinking. Maybe he thinks about nothing. I also could see his skin and clothes, usually I only see people's flesh. I carry on walking down till I get to my house. I make sure the coast is clear and unlock the door using my powers. I walk into the house and remove my shoes. Almost a second later my dad, (Hyun-Bin) runs to me, grabbing my two arms.

"Cheon-Sa You're my favourite child! Now, please help me! I need a story line for my new manga! Please help! Give me something to use!"

Idiot. Can't even do his job on his own. I just walk away, ignoring his presence. Then my mum (Soo-Yun) runs in fuming. I swear her face has morphed into a Noh mask. She runs to my dad and grabs him.

"HOW DARE YOU ASK YOU'RE DAUGHTER TO DO YOUR JOB!"

"Thanks mum."

"Now, sweetie, could you fill in some of my paperwork?" she asks me with a sweet face.

Oh my God. I walk away up to my room and leave them to argue-

"I'll buy you a chocolate cupcake!" I hear my dad shout.

I teleport to him protecting him from my mum.

"SO YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM?! I KNEW YOU LIKED HIM MORE THAN ME!"

"I don't like any of you."

Mabsosa.

"Fine, you both stop fighting and I will help you two." I tell them.

They stop shouting and hug each other.

"Look at our lovely girl!" My mum states.

"Always helping her parents!" My dad adds.

I sigh and go upstairs to my room and do what they asked. Finally, I finished their work. I go back downstairs to see my dad giving my mum a chocolate cupcake with lovey-dovey eyes.