Chapter 8

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Italics- telepathically speaking
Bold and italics- speaking to someone telepathically but no one else can hear them.
Underlined- other people's thoughts
Normal- speaking normally
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I'm feeling bored so I teleport to Saiki's house. When I arrive I spot Mr and Mrs Saiki making food.

"Hello Mr and Mrs Saiki!" I smile.

"Oh hi Mun! Saiki is in that room with a special visitor!" She squeals while pointing at the door.

I walk in to find Saiki and Touru Mugami, Smurfette's older brother- the guy we met at the cinema.

He looks like vanity smurf.

"Stay away from from my sister you price of filth." I see him with an evil smile.

Umm...

"Hi?" I awkwardly wave.

"Hi." Saiki tells me but smurf ignores me.

Bitch. I cross my arms and take a seat watching the drama.

"I don't know if your crushing on her at school or what but shut it down. She's way Out of your League pink hair four eyes."

"Wow. I already knew you felt this way but I'd never thought you'd tell me to your face. Even I'll admit. This stings." Saiki says with a slightly angry expression.

I place a hand on his arm to comfort him. He looks at me and I smile. He quickly turns away with a tint of red on his face. Was he blushing?

"You're just a fly hovering over poop." Smurf shoots at him.

"Wait. Is smur- Teruhashi the poop in this metaphor?" I ask confused.

Though if she is, I agree.

"Do you really think you have a chance?"

"I'm not thinking that." Saiki responds.

"Just because you see her everyday and say hi to her in the hall you probably think you'll have some long courtship and marry her huh?" He says.

"Not thinking that either."

"Well stop dreaming you pervert."

"How many times do I have to say this!"

"She's so pretty you're drawn to her like a hayena attracted to a rotting zebra corpse on the Savannah. But it's only natural-"

"Now are you calling her a rotting zebra corpse?"

"Kokomi is no ordinary pretty girl she's a masterpiece painted by God himself ."

"That's an exaggeration." Saiki rolls his eyes.

"The only man suitable for Kokomi is her brother." He points to himself.

Wat 👁️👄👁️... Is he mad? I need to call childline. This is not normal. Silence floods the room.

"Did you really just say that?" Saiki asks.

"You're just a loser classmate I have been with her since she was born!"

"Because your her sibling." Saiki tells him.

"And that's why I'm going to be the man who marries her!"

Well...

"Aah so he's a pervert."  Saiki tells me.

"I'll never let some ugly nobody have my Kokomi, the only man allowed to touch her perfect body is me!" He says like a maniac.

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