Shindong x Big Mac Burger fanfix

Revenge of the Donald

BURGER CHAN POV

I walked into shindong's house while he was sleeping, I made sure to be very quiet, then i snuck a healthy drug in his water, so when he drinks it he'll immediately faint from the healthiness, what a fatty. I then walked out and waited at my house as it turned into morning.

I looked at Taco Bell Chan, I gagged a little seeing as she brought shindong with a bit of blood on her hands, tied up "O-oh..So when are we gonna start?" I stuttered. She says "Now." She then hits him awake with a pan and he wakes up..Unable to speak, since his mouth was duct taped. He then tried to scream and scream as she grabbed him hard, I cried out "STOP! Let him go." She was shocked and let him go, I then went up to him and kissed him as I hugged him, I then got rid of the duct tape, He cried, I whispered "Shh..It's okay my love." I then looked at Taco Bell Chan. I slap her and then throw her out of the window. she screams as she falls and her insides or as you humans call, ingredients fell all out of her open space. I cried to shindong oppa. "I-I'm sorry I don't know what got into me.." I untie him and he goes to hug me. He says "My love. You should never be sorry..Why don't we go get ice creams to cheer you up?" I nod as he grabbed me and went to the ice cream store, I ordered a chocolate, he ordered a 7 layer chocolate chip ice cream with 3 chocolate bars on top and caramel, and some sprinkles. The ice cream lady gave it to us.

SHINDONGS POV.

"I never thought a woman could be this beautiful and cute.." I thought. I went outside for once and touched grass, as I ate the ice cream with my love, Burger Chan, as I kissed her and watched the sunset and the moon rise, we watched the fireworks as I held her hand with my greasy KFC McDonalds Taco Bell Burger King full of bacteria hands, I went in for a kiss, then we made out. "You know what? Keep the baby.." I said.