TUES JAN 21 3:01 P.M.
The Child
Jean kicked me in the back of my knees today
Diluc
Is your nose broken?
ME
You probably deserved it.
The Child
Wtf
ME
I'm not lying.
Diluc
Well?
The Child
I feel like an old man now
ME
Because you are.
The Child
You're so annoying
Diluc
That's not the answer to my question
The Child
What are you, a teacher?
Wait nvm
Diluc
Think before you speak dumbass.
The Child
:(
Kaeya
I wish I had it on video.
ME
You had one job.
The Child
At least I don't have grey hair
ME
I could pay her to break your knees next time.
The Child
Do you guys hear something?
ME
You really are turning into an old man if you already have hearing issues.
Maybe Jean already did the damage for us.
The Child
Please shut up.
ME
YOU ARE READING
𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋 √𝐀𝐋𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌
Fanfiction➞IN WHICH [Y/N] receives a text from an unknown number about an assignment due - though she clearly has none due any time soon. 【alhaitham x fem!reader】 【college au】 ♡ started - 12.08.2022 ♡ finished - • all characters mentioned in the book that bel...