I looked around at my surroundings. I didn't know where to go in this city. All I had prior was a shitty hotel room.
I had been in Hell for the past few days, but now that my hotel rental was over, I was looking for a forever home. I walked with a giant suitcase being pulled behind me.
A building then caught my eye.
It read, "I.M.P. Headquarters". I decided it would be a great idea to go inside.
"Sir, I think we have a client." Moxxie said.
"Ugh! Is it one of those new sinners again?" Loona complained.
"Loona! That ain't nice!" Millie yelled.
Suddenly, Blitzø came into the office and looked straight at me.
In his usual happy tone, he said, "Hello! I'm Blitzø, the o is silent. Has anyone fucked you up and got you sent here? We can kill them for ya! Kids die for free!"
I finally speak. "Actually, I'm new here. I'm kinda lost, and I don't have a place to stay."
"UGH!!!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TARGET FOR US TO KILL!!!" Loona yelled.
"I'm sorry. What did ya just say??????" Blitzø asked me.
"I don't have a target." I say.
"Well, I can't help ya then." Blitzø said.
"I'm sorry. I'm new to Hell, and I don't have anywhere to stay. My hotel rental only lasted three days! Please! I'm desperate!" I beg.
"Blitzø, you should listen to her!" Millie added.
"Yeah. She's lost and confused." Moxxie said.
Loona then snaps back. "WELL, SHE ISN'T LIVING WITH US!!!!!"
I hold back some tears.
"I can't help you if you don't have a target! Besides, homeless people bring me joy!" Blitzø chuckled.
"Wait! If I request a target, maybe we can be friends!" I said.
"Well, who is it?" Blitzø added.
"This bitch named Briar. She's a pop star who always ridiculed me when I was famous. She lives somewhere in Hollywood." I commented.
"Well folks, looks like we have a mission!" Blitzø said, "Just remember to pay us after."
Fast forward to a few hours later
Blitzø and his team eventually get back. I pay him 20 dollars.
"Is she dead?" I ask.
"Yep! She won't torment you ever again!" Blitzø says.
"Who are you anyway?" I asked.
"I already told you this before, but I'll say it again. Blitzø. The o is silent! And this is my daughter Loona, and these are my employees, Millie and Moxxie. He then turns to everyone else and says, "WELCOME THE NEWCOMER!!!!!"
"Hello there, darlin'!" Millie greeted excitedly.
"Hi." Moxxie greeted, kind of nervous.
"Ugh! I'm not gonna!" Loona groaned.
"What's your name?" Blitzø asked me.
"I'm Paige." I said.
"Well, nice to meet you! I'm sure I have some space in my apartment! But, just a warning, you'll have to sleep on a mattress. . . on the floor." Blitzø said.
"That's better than nothing," I said back to him. "Thanks."
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(TW: BLOOD IN PHOTO) Adventures In Hell: A Helluva Boss Alternate Timeline
Fanfiction(NO LONGER UPDATED) ⚠️ TW: MENTION OF DEATH IN THE DESCRIPTION, DARK THEMES, SELF-HARM, MENTIONS OF ABUSE AND NEGLECT, MENTIONS OF SEXUAL THEMES, VIOLENCE, BLOOD ⚠️ ⚠️ I WILL NOT REVEAL IF THIS IS MY REAL NAME OR NOT!!!!!!!! ⚠️ I will start having t...
