(TW: BLOOD IN PHOTO) Adventures In Hell: A Helluva Boss Alternate Timeline

Blitzø's Lament

After work, Blitzø, Loona, and I walked home.

"This is where I'll be staying?" I asked curiously.

"Yeah. Just don't get used to it. You'll get kicked out eventually." Loona said.

"Aww, don't be so negative, Loonie! She's our new friend!" Blitzø said, Loona growling as he was speaking.

Loona went into her room as Blitzø helped get my luggage in.

"What's in here? A fuckload of bricks????" he asked, struggling to move the suitcase, "HOW DO YOU MOVE THIS THING!?!?!"

I helped him push it in.

Suddenly, Blitzø's phone rang.

"Hold on, I gotta answer this." He said, walking outside. He answered the call.

"Hello, dear. I was wondering if you could come on over and suck my c*ck. It would feel oh, so nice. Besides, it's the 14th!" Stolas requested.

"Listen, I'll come right over, just give me a bit, okay? I'm helping a friend move in!" Blitzø said.

"But I love you!" Stolas said.

"That's nice, Stolas, but I can't just leave her struggling!"

"Are you not gonna say it back?" Stolas asked.

"Listen, I'm very busy at the moment, but I promise, I'll-"

"So you don't wanna come over and f*ck me? I NEED some of that slimy c*ck just about now! Don't leave me waiting, dear!"

"Stolas, I need to tell you something."

"What's the matter, my little imp?"

"I'm just using you, okay? I only do it for the book. I-I don't like you like that. . ." He lied.

Stolas gasped, "But Blitzy! What about our full moon deal?!?!?!"

"Wait Stolas, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but we can still have the deal. It's just that I'm busy tonight."

"You said you just do it for the book! Is that true????"

"I didn't mean to say that! I'm so sorry! It just slipped right out!" Blitzø said. "Fuck. . ." he said to himself.

"So you've been using me this whole time?????" Stolas asked, clearly hurt.

"No, that's not what I meant! I lied, okay? It's not just for the book! It's for your happiness too!"

"I-I don't- I don't understand this. You're using me for the book? You never loved me!"

"Stolas! That's not what I meant! This is just a huge misunderstanding!"

"I'm done. . . I'm done being played with and used! I'm always the one who's hurt! And now you too, Blitzy?!?!? How?!?!?! Just how could you do this to me?!?!" Stolas began to cry.

"Stolas! It's not just for the book! I got nervous and fucked up! That's not what I meant to say! Listen, I'll come over right now if you want me to!"

"No. . . It's over. . . I'm sorry. . ." Stolas said as he hung up.

"NO! STOLAS, WAIT!" Blitzø couldn't believe it.

"Oh fuck! What have I fucking done?!?!? I always fuck myself up! No wonder I'm gonna die alone!" Blitzø said to himself. He made sure to be quiet so that I didn't know he was upset.

He walked back into his apartment, hiding his feelings.

I had nothing to say, so I just watched. He seemed a little down.