Heathers + the squad

Me inside of me

Levi! Levi!

....what?
It's charli... I wanted to apologize

Levi:hope you brought knee-pads bitch! Fix me a Prairie Oyster and I'll think about it..

Charli: Prairie Oyster? What is in that? Oh, okay! Raw eggs, vinegar...
Alex: Hot sauce, Worchester, salt, and pepper.
Charli: You know your hangover cures.
Alex:my dad trained me well

Charli: Look, look, look, look, look. Here's my revenge. I'm gonna put a flemglobber in his Prairie Oyster and he'll never know. Ready?

Alex: I'm more of a no­rust­buildup man myself.
+holds up drain cleaner+

Charli:oh okay.. don't be a dick that stuff would kill her
Alex: Thus, ending her hangover!

+Alex pours the drain cleaner into a glass and holds it up to the light+
Alex:I say we go with big blue
Charli: You can't just go­ uh. Besides, he would never drink something that looks like that.
Alex:Right... We use a mug. That way, he'll have no idea what he's drinking.

+charli hesitates+
Alex: Chicken. Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk.
Charli: No, you're not funny.

Alex:okay
+Alex,realizing the joke has gone too far, sets down the mug on the counter+
Alex:ok. I'm sorry
+alex kisses charli+
Levi: Prairie Oyster! Chop, chop!
Alex:charli you-
Charli:what?
Alex:never mind
Charli:okay.

—In Levi's room—
Charli:Good morning Levi..

Levi: Aw, Charli... and Alex James, quelle surprise. Well, let's get to it. Beg.
Charli: Okay, um. I think that last night we both said a lot things that we­
Levi: I'd actually prefer if you did this on your knees. In front of your... we'll girl toy
Charli: Um. I'm really sorry­
+Levi laughs+
Levi: Do I look like I'm kidding? Down.
+Charli kneels begrudgingly+
Levi: Nice. But you're still dead to me.

+Levi grabs the mug from Charli and drinks it. He starts hacking and gagging after a moment. Charli rushes over+

Levi:CORN...NUTS!!

Heather staggers and collapses onto the ground.

Tbh idk what else to write so word count:336