Ladies vs Gentlemen

Have I Have Put on Weight?

And with little eyes dance of hers we move towards the last question of the segment, "yr ke kitni cute hai"

What % of men get irritated when their partners ask them if they have put on weight?

A very tricky question, it's a question jaha jawaab sach bolo toh mare, jhoot bolo toh mare. I don't like this question, I hate this question.
I giggled at the banter between Genelia and Ritesh. These guys are goals.
We got our percentage sliders and we began answering.
I traced my percentage and peeped into Vikas's tablet that man had traced 100% without any second thought or wasting even a second. I called out to him for his answer but I know why he did this, trust me it's a really annoying question.
Relationship me 50% fight issi question se start hoti hai.

Then we proceeds towards checking our average percentages.
Ladies first and they averaged at 80% , being honest ladies I like that

Karan- ooo

And all this while I was again busy noticing just her. She had this mischief smile on her face. As if she knows it's so wrong on their part to trouble their partners with this question but still she was challenging "me?" that she will any how ask it and you better be a gentleman about it.

And I noticed her posture, her hand on her waist and little hue on her oh so edible cheeks and then noticed I am standing exactly like that.
Coincidence? Maybe. " But I will chose to believe that even our body though subconsciously are linked and imitating each other" And this thought gave me giddy feeling we as one heart, body and soul.

Then we looked at our aka gentlemen's percentage and we tallied at 85%
"Hay fir paas paas"

And while the screen was calculating our score I couldn't stop myself from saying

Karan- Aaj bhut ghar tutne wale hai

And seeing us giving 85% her mouth is wide open as it's the biggest crime we had done.
Darling you are also 80%, that too I know as I can read your expressions earlier your answer is laced with biasness towards yourself. So our 85% is pretty much justifiable.

Karan- lekin ye bhut khatarnaak question pucha hai.

Ritesh- kyu? Esa kya hai?

Karan- Aree but joh ye dekh rahe hai or girlfriend sath me bethi hui hai woh toh faas gaye na.

Jese ki mein samne hi khadi hai. And it's very clear from the very first expression ki you are in deep trouble Kundrra.

Ritesh (imitating girl's possible reaction) - achaa tumhe irritation hoti hai jab mein puchti hun.

Karan (also trying to imitate) - Achammam!

And he noticed Tejasswi she did what me and Ritesh were trying to do with the perfect expression that you are getting irritated with now and my question, nice keep it up, I will deal with you later.
And here I felt little "biwi ka khauf" in my heart but as it wasn't strong enough yet so I ignored it.

And Ritesh again played it safe

Ritesh- mera jawaab bilkul sacha hota hai, straight from the heart baby you are just perfect.

Genelia- of course all men should feel this way that their wives are perfect

Ritesh- Or kyuki ye yaha hai esa bolna padta.

Karan- we feel your pain

And I laughed at their cute little moments but boy meri wali bhi toh samne hai she is right there and I don't know how I am feeling so courageous to play with this fire. But no matter she is coming with me home yet so for now you are safe.
Then Ritesh asked for Vikas's point of view.