Princess Undercover #Wattys2015

Chapter 4

"Ugh... What's the frigging time dipshit?" I ask my brother, who is currently trying to wake me up like a psycho path.

"it's eight, and you have school, so get ready ok?" Josh answers.

"Oh...... Wait!! It's eight, why didn't you wake me up!?!? "I spazz at my brother, who kinda looks terrified.

I don't blame him, I look like a demon from hell when I wake up, though after wards I look presentable, most people let thier beauty go to thier head, hence my brother, but really don't give a shit so I never, and I mean NEVER put much effort, it usually takes three maids and a Butler to make sure I'm dressed properly for occasions.
"Whatever I'll get dressed. " I state sleepily.

Good now I'll be half asleep all day, it's not my fault, it's just that Vine was calling to me when I turned the lights off. It was saying watch me, come on you know you want to, don't judge who doesn't want to watch hours of the magcon boys, honestly they are fabulous, even better up close and the way that look is just..... I'm gong off track again I really need to learn to fix that.

I get up and put on my glasses and my retainer, I put on a large hoodie and sweatpants cuz they are super comfy, who doesn't like sweatpants, and to top it off a pair of uggs because.... Because.

I walk down to the kitchen and don't spare a glance to brother, he was being to rude lately, I won't consider ignoring him completely unless he's friends with that dipshit, the bully, guy, man, dude, thing. What's his name? Bet it's something like dipshit, yes its definitely dipshit.

I grab a granola bar and walk out to the garage and start driving my car, I think I forgot to get my contacts, I don't find glasses comfy, so I put my contacts and fake glasses. I think I'm riding the Honda civic, and I can't rlly see the road, today will be rough.

As I pull up at school, I find my contacts in the bottom of my bag, phew guess I'll be fine.

As I put them on everything seems normal except the spreadsheet fact that I was driving my Lamborghini. Shit shit shit, fuckk!!! I am screwed. Thank God no one is here yet, I'll just stay a bit later and leave then, no one will know.

As I walk into homeroom, Mrs ahlgren still isn't there yet, now I know that I should be creeper out because I am currently hearing something awful happening in the act, ok time to leave.

As I try to turn and leave so that no one hears me, my glasses decided to fall off, geez I need to get grip on these. I try to pick them up quickly but the 'bully' makes eye contact with me, shit.

I think just might kill me from how angry he is, but that Blondie next to him tried to beat him to it.

I honestly think she had it coming, before she could raise her hand to slap me, I had already caught her wrist twisted it behind her back, and kicked her in the stomach.

As she was gasping for air, she had it coming, she ran out the room and it didn't seem like she was coming back, oh well, I'll miss her, not.

As I shift my gave back to the bully, he sorta looks terrified, are all the girls here weak or something?

"Who the hell are you? "he asks, angrily.

" I'm uh... Celia..? " shit that came out more as a question.

" So you don't know your own name, what an idiot. "he says still glaring at me.

" jeez what the fuck did I do to you, all because I caught you doing something unspeakable with some girl does give you permission to start BMSing.!!!" I yelled, God I need to learn to calm down.

He looked more as if he was processing what I had just said to him, than angry.

"Hold up, what the fuck is BMS? "he asks.

" It's Bitchy Men Syndrome, and you are currently harbouring it, I think they sell pills to stop it, oh wait that's for PMS! I just got them confused, it's just that BMS is way fucking more annoying. " I state, phew that felt awesome.

I turn on my heel and leave the classroom with him and his overly shocked expression, guess I'll have to wait until class starts in a half hour till' I return to the classroom, well let's just say that if that douche decides to try and make me regret coming to this highschool, I'll use something called revenge on him, and it ain't pretty if you don't know who youre messing with, especially me.

A/N
Heeeyyyyyy, it's M,
Sorry I couldn't post any chapter for a couple days, me and H's school had this huge project only our grade had to do, and we needed to make our backboards and presentations, so it was pretty crazy, comment if your teacher has ever assigned you a project that made you go insane, anyways I looked at how many reads and I kinda started smiling, cuz if 44 people had decided to read this book then I'm like OMG THANKS YOU.
But seriously u guys are amazing I want to give a shout out to Maryluvssmimi Cus she was the first person to add my book to her reading list and I seriously think that that is Frickin awesome thanks again u is boss,

Xoxo,
QuirkyUnicorns