The R.A.D. Council Room.
8:45am
Tuesday 4th September.
"I am Diavolo, the Acting Demon King of the Devildom. These are the Avatars of Sin. Lucifer, if you wouldn't mind introducing yourself and your brothers to the humans."
The figure from before steps forward, looking resentful towards the Demon King.
"Hello. As you may have heard, My name is Lucifer, Avatar of Pride. Those behind me are my Brother's. There's Mammon, Avatar of Greed."
The white-haired demon scoffed at us, looking his phone.
" *Sigh* Next is Leviathan, the Avatar of Envy."
"Wait, Leviathan? That's like my name!"
"Oh my Diavolo, your right!"
"Do not start this, Kid. I've already got a headache..."
"But Dad-!"
"Shut up and let the demons continue their bloody intros, I wanna go to bed already."
I rub my temple in aggravation.
"Go grab a drink then, you fucking Alcoholic."
"...I'm going to kick your fucking arse."
"Anyway, this is Satan, The Avatar of-"
"Wrath."
"How do you-"
"Oh, it's you!"
"Hello to you, Satan."
"We're going to skip right the fuck past that. Next is Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust."
Asmo winks at Levi, causing me to slowly push him behind me.
"I think the fuck not."
"Asmo, what have I said about harassing humans. Finally, there's Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony."
"Pleasure to meet you all. My name is... Alex... And this is my adopted son, Levi."
"Pleasure to meet you both. Now, you may be wondering why you've both been brought here."
"A little. I'm more curious on why you chose us, specifically. Out of all humans, you choose us. Why would you choose the worst pair in existence?"
"I'm sure you can't be that bad."
I look over at Levi, who's already looking at me. The second we make eye contact we start laughing.
