B/c I'm lazy
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Y/n: Are you alright?
EJ, staring at a rat: I wanna eat it
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BEN: No one here can breakdance? That's just sad.
Y/n: I can! PLAY MY JAM!!
Scribe, showing up outta nowhere and pressing a button on her phone: I gotchu boo
*The Barney rap proceeds to blast as Y/n starts spinning on their head*
Ben: what thE FUCK-
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(Can y'all tell I have no idea what I'm doing anymore??)
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Ruin: Dude I forgot my birthday again
Scribe: You're not even a real person what do you mean??
Ruin: First off rude second off neither are you and third off FU-
Y/n: Do you want cake??
Ruin: *crying* Yes please
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Jeff: So who are you dressing up as for Halloween?
Y/n:(whatever you want idc)
Sally, cutting Y/n off and saying: I wanna be a donut
(So Rengoku?? XD ;-;)
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mlem this is crack cause I have no motivation whatsoever kasbkwhsbakhf also (and I'm about to seem so cringe but bear with me) I do make gachas of my oc's and the characters so if ya wanna get an actual representation of Ruin or Scribe or Consumer or anyone just ask :>
sorry for the trash my humor is broken ;-;
-RT
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Armageddon. || Creepypasta x Reader Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of creepy oneshots. I write the pastas as I feel they would/should act, but requests will influence that heavily. *Do NOT read if you don't like gore, disturbing themes, and creepy stuff. Do not read if you are scared easily or suffer f...
