Hey babe- I-I-I mean JAKE!!! Johnnie guelbler says when he comes out of his room noticing that Tarayummy was in the living room with his man crush Jake WEBBER.
"Hey Johnnie good morning" Jake says
"What did u call him?" Tara asks.
"Ermmmm... ;-; don't worry about it" Johnnie says shyly
"So guys today i thought maybe we could go to 7/11 and try the new- "
"NO! IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THUS SEVEN ELEVEN BULLSHIT" Scuff says, interrupting JakE while busting into the room.
"You don't have to be so rude to Jake" Johnnie says, causing a blush to form on James face.
JAKE POV
"WAIT! Ermmmm what am I doing?? Blush?? I'm not GAY?! Omg i hope Tarayummy DIDNT see that....."Jake thought
"Oh my golly gosh Johnnie looks so scrumptious right now... i could just eat that boy up 😉😉" i think to myself
"WHAT?!" Tara yelled at me.. uh oh did i say that out LOUD!!?
"Erm.. what?" I ask, sweat dribbling down on my nutsack
"YOU JUST CALLED JOHNNIE SCRUMPTIOUS.. You GAY!!" She yells while whacking me with her purse
"I mean you can't blame him Johnnie does loook scrumptious" Bryan Stars says, while foaming at the mouth.
"HOW DID U GET IN HERE!!" Johnnie yells.
A few minutes later Bryan, Scuff and Tara left, leaving the 2 boys alone.
Scuff POV:
I needed to take a breather after watching what just went down. I decided to do sometimjing nice for my friends so I went to 7/11 and got them some yummy snacks.
I picked out a pickle for Johnnie because I think he would enjoy it, and a few other snacks for jake and I.
Back at home:
I opened the door and I did NOT expect what I walked into
Johnnie, in a cat costume, on Jakes lap... what goes on in this house
Erm.. guys I got u some snacks... i say trying to distract myself from this monstrosity that just happened .
30 minute later
Johnnie pov
Scuff brought us some snacks and now we are watching a horror movie while I am munching on my Pickel.
I hear James phone ring and I see his eyes turn wet..
"What happened?" Scuff asks him
"Tara just called me and said that my shits are radioactive and she can't stand them anymore.. we broke up" he explains, sniffling
I was gonna celebrate until I noticed SCUFF HOLDING MY JAKE— i mean Jake.
I stand up from my spot and grab a kitchen knife. I'm done with everyone trying to steal my mama bear
I tap scuff on the shoulder and shove the knife into his arm, at least I tried to.
WAT THE HELL JOHNNIE!! 😡😡😡 scuff yells angrily
Uhhh happy halloweowown!!!! I yell
What happened scuffy!? Jake yells
He-he stabbed me scuff says
Omg calm DOWN ITS JUST A SCRATCH
I yell
WE ARE DONE JOHNNIEGUILBERt Jake yells at me
No... no pleasezzz i say, crying
Jake and scuff start throwing my belongings into the street and the last item is my Bernie sanders cutout.
NOOOOO i say, begging on my knees
They throw him out, along with me and I spent that night in the street holding Bernie close to me
WHO WANTS PART 2!!!
