the patrick to your spongebob (chap 1)

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"mom, I don't even live with you anymore! what are you so worried about?" you giggle out as your mother decided that right now was the time to lecture you on how you moving into a house with "people you don't know" (which was completely untrue) would be a bad idea

you hadn't seen any downsides to it since you could spend every day with your favorite friends of all, goofing off like you guys were teenagers again and poking fun at each other for little things, the idea of being able to annoy each other 24/7 was your favorite thing to remember whenever you had been nervous about it all.

"well maybe you should become a mother and then see how you feel about your daughter moving in with 5 boys she's never met!" she argues "yeah, goodbye mom." you say as you hang up, putting the phone down as you continue on making your dinner, pancakes!! "who wouldn't love having a good breakfast for dinner" you smile to yourself as you put the fluffy cakes on a paper plate, grab the syrup from your fridge and sit down

but right as you're about to take a bite of your beloved breakfast food, your phone rings again "god, can a girl not catch a break?" you sigh, grabbing your phone from the kitchen counter and sitting down once again, this time it had been blake calling your phone.

"hey yummers" you say, chowing down on the bite of pancake finally, melting in the amazing flavor, you really had been a good cook. "hey girlyy!!" he says laughing as he pretends to talk like a high schooler talking to her bestie "blake I swear to god" you say as you hold in a laugh "sorry, sorry. I was just calling to see what time I should get you tomorrow? tanner and larry are here with me with a uhaul, and I could just throw your shit in there with mine" he tells, and as if almost on que, when he says tanner and larry are there you hear a scream

"TANNER GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY ASS" you hear larry yell as you start cackling "guys! you're really starting to piss me off!!" blake yells at them like a disapproving father, which he seems to do a lot to which tanner mocks him "youR reAlly stArtiNg to piSs me oFf" which then leads to blake chasing the poor boy around until they're both out of breath and you and larry are crying from laughing

"you can come over whenever you want blake" you say as you place your dirty paper plate in the trash, glad you decided to pack all your utensils and stuff like that already since everything would just be easier on your part "alright, how does 11 sound? since it's a pretty long drive and we have to load your stuff in the truck which will take a little while, but I want there to still be light out when we get home" he says to which you nod your head

"hello?" he asks "oh, shit! sorry! I nodded my head thinking you would see it" you admit, realizing how dumb that move was as he laughs lightly "alright. see you tomorrow then!" he says happily as you hear tanner and larry saying bye as well "alright, see you tomorrow! bye tanner and larry!!" you say and then hang up

you still had a couple of hours of daylight so you decided to go to your room and lay down on your bed and pull your laptop out, since you had packed your tv already, and check yumi's chanel to see if he had posted anything new, which he hadn't. so you decide to plug your phone in real quick, and watch spongebob. and after a couple episodes you start to drift off into a peaceful sleep

~the next morning~

you're awaken to the sudden feeling of at least 600 pounds of weight being put on you as you open your eyes to see blake smiling at you with his chin resting just barely in between your tits, a small blush from embarrassment of the situation on his cheeks and you make a mental note of just how cute he looks like that as tanner and larry lay on top of him. "good morning!" all three of them yell at you as you just laugh, taking in a few deep breaths of air finally when they get off of you "you guys are really something.." you say laughing

"okay well, let's get everything in that truck!!" you say as you start by grabbing the boxes of your clothes that had been in your room, the boys following after you with clothing boxes as well "damn bitch, how much clothes do you wear" tanner says as he hoists two boxes up. you had one box, blake had had two, larry had one and tanner also had two, and that was all your clothes which totaled out to 6 boxes "I rather to be over dressed than under dressed, T" you say, patting his back once you guy put those boxes in the truck, then you guys grab other boxes that had been randomly placed around your house from you not knowing wear to put them

larry then pulls you aside to your empty bedroom to talk to you while the other two still load up your stuff, he had known about your crush on blake for a while, since you felt like you could trust him the most, as he did the same with you, entrusting you with the information that he was bisexual. "Y/N. you gotta be more slick wit that shit or everyone's gonna find out." he whisper yells, putting you into a confused state. "what?" you ask "blake's stuff with a heart? man, you're lucky I was the one that grabbed that box and not him or tanner." your face immediately flushed, you had put all the shirts and hoodies you had stolen from your favorite brunette boy into it's own separate box to make sure everything would still smell like him, and to make sure you didn't lose his stuff

"I can explain lare!" you whisper yell back, using a nickname for him you both giggle at a lot "you don't needa explain N/N, just be careful" he says as he leaves the room, you following behind him to realize the two boys are done packing your stuff and are waiting on you, you see larry walk outside and quickly run into the closet right next to your front door, remembering you forgot one of blake's hoodies in there and run outside, larry had gotten into the uhaul so you assume that you're gonna drive with yumi, so you walk towards his honda fit and him waving you telling you to hurry up confirms your thoughts

"what took so long man?" he asks when you get in, "nothing!" you say as you adjust the seat to be more comfortable for you "forget that, is that my hoodie?" he asks, smirking when he recognizes the iconic red hoodie he used to wear all the time "maybe.." you say as you hold it tightly against your chest like you're playing a game of keep away with him, he chuckles and starts driving, and off to Austin Texas you four go.

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