never eat pizza near me. (chap 6)

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you chased yumi for a while, but then you gave
up since he managed to constantly keep a fair distance ahead of you "I hate you so much" you say, rolling your eyes at him as you turn around and walk away from him

"wait up!" he called as he runs to you, the two of you walking back to the others "why should I wait for you?" you ask, rolling your eyes at him as you keep walking "wow, you really hate me huh" he says pretending to feel offended as he looks at you "yeah.. I guess I do" you say, smiling brightly at him

"dang, guess I gotta get a new best friend then" he says playfully, sighing afterwards "you couldn't find someone better than me if it would save your life" you say, chuckling "why do you have to insult me so much" he asks, looking down at the ground sadly

you throw your arm around his shoulders, pulling him into a side hug "oh calm downnn, I'm not that mean!" you say happily "uh.. you kinda ARE that mean" he says, side eyeing you

"ewwwwww" nick says when he sees you two, he points at the two of you like a disgusted little kid as he says the longest "ew" you think you've ever heard

"nick what the fuck.." you say laughing at him once he stops "I dunno, I've just been waiting for a chance to do that and that felt like the perfect time" he says shrugging as larry laughs from behind him, then you hear larry scream and start running away from someone, then you see tanner trailing close behind larry "oh god.." you mumvle as larry keeps screaming at the top of his lungs

"OH GOD, GUYS GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! HE WANTS TO DO BAD THINGS TO ME!" larry yells as he runs, you didn't know if there were other people in the park as well, but if there were, you felt sorry that they had to hear this... "COME 'ERE LIL BOY" tanner yells as he pounces on larry, tackling him onto the ground, as larry exclaims "yowch!!" and everyone starts laughing

"larry, that has to have been the most cartoon character like "yowch!" I've ever heard" Isaac says, making fun of larry "shut up isaac." he says once tanner gets off of him "I'll beat your ass lil boy" isaac says to him, walking towards him

"OH GOD NOT AGAIN, NOW ANOTHER GUY WANTS TO DO BAD THINGS TO ME!!" larry yells as he starts running again, this time with isaac after him "this is why we can never go out in public." you say, laughing softly as you watch the two idiots run around like lunatics "agreed" tanner says, crossing his arms and shaking his head like he wasn't just chasing larry a few minutes ago

"don't even tanner" you say, laughing as you push him to the side a little "what! all I did was agree with you?" he asks, putting his hand over his heart like you've just said the most offensive thing he's ever heard in his life "oh stop being a little baby tanner." yumi says, walking up to you and tanner, isaac and nick bickering behind him "you're a bigger baby than I'll ever be" tanner says to yumi as he rolls his eyes

"major case of sassy man syndrome, someone call the sms police" you say laughing at tanner "what! i'm not sassy!" tanner says, crossing his arms again

"sure buddy, whatever floats your stupid little boat." you say to him, patting him on the back as nick and isaac walk over "guysssss, isaac said pineapple on pizza is good." he says, grimacing as he had to say the last part of the sentence

"he WHATTTT." you hear larry exclaim, sounding like the spongebob character that always screams "my leg!" "AW HELL NAHHH." yumi yells at isaac "I don't think it's that bad" tanner says, shrugging "tanner, no offense, but you would eat a pizza even if it was left out for three days and had been covered in dirt" isaac says to him "how are you gonna start that off with "no offense" then say the most offensive thing that has even been said to me before" he asks, laughing at isaac

"I will kill anyone I see eating pizza with pineapple on it, and that's on sight." larry says "no cause that's so true" you say, agreeing with larry "you stinky poop heads are just mad that my taste in food is better than yours" isaac says, crossing his arms and walking back to the car like an upset little kid, and the rest of the group trails behind him, collectively agreeing that it's time to go home now anyways

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