James Sunderland X Pyramid Head

Loud Town

James Sunderland arrives in the small town of Silent Hill. Him and his wife once vacationed here years ago, when it was still beautiful. Now the town has turned to absolute shit from gay pride protestors. James himself is extremely homophobic, and is appalled by all the pride decorations that now cover the town. As he enters the gay town, he stops at the place he remembered having the most beautiful view in town. Now, of course, it's covered in semen and shit. He stares off into the distance, remembering why he came back to this town. Before he can string all the pieces in his brain together to figure anything out in his tiny peanut brain, he is approached by a hot woman. She's smoking a big fat blunt, and she has heavy makeup on with the most ridiculous fake hair on. The woman asks for James's name, but before James can even realize what she asked, he is appalled yet again. This is no woman, this is a man! This "beautiful woman" had the most raspy deep dehydrated lack luster manly voice James had ever heard.

Transvestite: "You lost sweetheart?"

James doesn't even know how to muster up the words to respond to this man that he finds so utterly disgusting. He tries to ignore him and act like he didn't hear his question.

Transvestite: "Ya know sweetums, if you're lost nobody else here is gonna help ya. The people of this town don't take kindly to strangers anymore."

James is to curious at this point to not respond to the man.

James: "What do you mean? What happened here? What happened to the beautiful Silent Hill that me and my wife once visited?"

Transvestite: "Oh honey, you are so lost. This town has been like this for years. I just knew you are were one of those uneducated STRAGGOTS. I'm telling you, you won't last 5 minutes in this town. Something strange has happened here ever since those queers showed up."

James: "I'm not interested in what you have to say if you're not going to tell me what I want to know. Why don't you just leave me alone. I don't need to hear you talk about those queers like you're not one of them. I'll be fine in this town, the second amendment assures me of that."

Transvestite: "You're really gonna ask me to leave? This is the most compassion you're gonna get out of anyone here honey. And I'm just as weirded out here as you are and I'd actually appreciate it if you'd trust what I have to say."

James: "Why should I trust a sissy like you?"

Transvestite: "I'm just a petite little queen, trying to find my way around this place. Oh please big beautiful blond sir, won't you help me? Even just telling me your name it would make me feel so much safer. My name is Maria"

James suddenly feels a tingle in his pants, as he watches Maria beg for him. He lets her continue to beg him for a little while longer, before accepting her offer. Only under the condition that she has to slightly moan whenever she gets hurt or bumps into anything. After some time of running around and slightly moaning all over the place, the two of them arrive at the entrance of Silent Hill. The petite little girl was right, there's something wrong with this place. It's covered in a heavy fog and everything is a blur of rainbow colors.

Maria : "I told you James, this place isn't how you'd remember it. Why're you even here?"

Jamey poo <3: "I was just thinking about that, I'm here to find my wife. She sent me a letter saying she was here in "our spot", but now I have to figure out where that is."