oh look it's the end of the world [MHA crackfic]

mitsuki gone rogue [CHPT. 1]

When lunch time rolled around, Rex was busy in the kitchen helping out Lunch Rush. The special they had out today definitely kept the two on their toes, always working on something.

     Rex noticed a foul smell coming from the dumpster outside, quickly excusing himself for a moment to go check what it was.

Upon opening the door, he came across a sight he thought he'd never see. He placed a hand on his hip, sighing, drawing the attention of the culprit.

Chaos looks up, jumping. She was midway through taking off her bloodstained gloves. Upon any further inspection, one would have found the body of Mineta Minoru in the garbage.

"Are you serious? On school grounds?" Rex says, his spiky blue hair bouncing on his shoulders. Chaos briefly noticed the resemblance between him and Sonic the Hedgehog, but decided not to pursue the thought at the moment considering she had just been caught committing murder.

"Uh- I- Well- He was being pervy again...?" She mumbled, searching for an excuse for the 'tragic' loss of Mineta.

     Rex sighed, folding his arms. "Just make sure the smell goes away. I wouldn't want to spoil the schools' appetite just because they smell rotting flesh,"

     Chaos blanched, but quickly stood up straight again. Making a salute pose, she grins at him. "Yes sir!"

     Rex sighs again before returning back to the lunch room. He figured now wasn't the best time to say he'd also been planning a murder on Mineta.

***

     Chaos sighed in releif, wiping her now blood-free hands on her forehead. She closed the trashcan lid, and pulled a strong fragrance of roses out of her bag. Spraying almost half of the bottle finally concealed the scent.

     Looking at the bottle in disappointment of having wasted this much on Mineta, she sighs and walks back in the school.

     Sitting down at a table and pulling out her own packed lunch, she begins to munch away.

     Moments later, UA decided there was too much peace and decided to create more chaos. Hense, the way Chaos' ears twitched at the sound of yelling and loud booms.

     Slinking out from the table she was seated at and peeking around the corner outside of the lunchroom, she was in for a sight.

     The same boy that had caused all the ruckus earlier—the one with spiky blond hair and a face that was a mix between remains of something that was probably attractive once calm, and pure- well- her name—was positioned in a fighting stance, an evil grin on his face. His red eyes shone with fighting spirit as he made eye contact with the man in front of him.

     His teacher.

     Chaos blinks. This was probably a bad idea, and she should probably go get another teacher to help, but...

     "Fight me! So I can prove that I am the real number one hero!" Bakugo barked, his grin becoming more crazed by the moment.

     This was too good. Chaos quickly took out her phone and began recording.

     Within seconds a crowd had formed and the fight had begun, only flashes able to be seen by the naked eye.

     Though, only moments later, the sensei had Bakugo incapacitated and trapped by the strength of his scarf. Bakugo fell to the floor as soon as the scarf let him go, seemingly unconscious.

     Aizawa sighed. "When he gets up, tell him he had four more weeks of house arrest and I'm calling his mother."

     Aizawa walked away, the crowd dispersing shortly after. Chaos slinked towards the unmoving figure of Bakugo, softly flicking his forehead to see if he really was unconscious.