oh look it's the end of the world [MHA crackfic]

welcome to hell (detention) [CHPT. 2]

A few minutes later, Aizawa came back with news.

"He's fine, Recovery Girl said he's fully healed and just needs some rest." He reports.

Rex had gotten Chaos to let go of Kaminari and Bakugo. He suspected that Chaos almost broke Kaminari's arm and Bakugo was still trying to catch his breath, but otherwise, they seemed to be okay. "Okay, that's good." Rex said.

     Bakugo got up off the floor, having finally caught his breath well enough to start arguing again. "What the hell did you do to my old hag?!" He yelled.

     Chaos blinks, and gives an awkward smile. "Well, I'm gonna go, because I don't want to die... Hehe..." She then begins sprinting into the UA building.

     Aizawa sighs. "Bakugo, your mother was arrested for assaulting two pro heroes."

     "You can't do that!" Bakugo yelled, stomping his foot.

     Rex quickly grabs Bakugo by the hair to prevent things from escalating. "We just protected you, and this is how you treat us? You're weird."

     "Hey, don't grab me by my hair!" Bakugo tries to push Rex off of him all to no avail.

     "I can, and will. You cannot harm me while I am in this form." Rex deadpans.

     "I mean, she did put Mic in Recovery Girl's office, and did have a handbag full of of bricks saying she was going to hit you with it." Aizawa shrugs, and Bakugo stops struggling.

     "Wait, bricks?" He squeaks.

     "Yes, bricks." Aizawa responds.

     "She's never done that before..." Bakugo mutters.

     Suddenly, two black cars pull up to the front of the school. The labels on the vans made Bakugo's blood run cold.

     'CPS: Child Protective Services'.

     Now let's be honest—nobody likes CPS. It's very rare to find a good CPS worker, which means that most of the CPS workers are awful people who do nothing to help children. And please don't come after me for saying that, I've done my research on the matters, and 9/10 people say CPS has done more harm than good. I do understand that good CPS workers are out there, and do help people, but the majority of CPS workers don't do anything good for a family or a child.

     So when five CPS workers came out of the cars, Aizawa was about ready to quit his job and work at a cat café.

     "We got a report of a mother trying to harm her child severely," They deadpanned, walking up to Aizawa. "Is that true?"

     Bakugo shot Aizawa a look that could kill. Aizawa sighed. "No. But even if that was true, she was already arrested for assaulting two pro heroes."

     CPS took a second to process this. "Oh." One of the taller men said. He began to speak again, but–

     The first bell rings, signaling the lunch break was over and that everybody needed to get to their classes.

     CPS sighed. "Well, at least she's taken care of." One of the workers mumbled. "Guess we got to find another family."

     They slinked back into their cars and drove away.

     (i know this is all going by really fast and things are popping up for two seconds and then leaving but bear with me, this is a crackfic)

     Kaminari and Bakugo walked in the same direction towards class 1A, Aizawa trailing after them. Rex went over to his own class.

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