Not one of the boys

Consequences

- *Eh-hem so... - inquired Crowley - What happened? - .
Being confident in our innocencence, both me and Ruggie faced the clear frustration of the headmaster with nonchalance.
- Well, you see your worship...

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I roamed my eyes on one of the topper shelves in the library, climbing on a ladder to reach them better.
- What are you doing up there (Yuu)? - I heard a whisper from the ground.
- Oh! Hi Ruggie! Just searching for my way home. What about you? - I hoped that maybe I could find some documents about magical transportation or alternative universes.
- Ehmm okay(!?) Me? Same usual. Leona's chores. - he shrugged - I'm taking some books for him or he'll just forget to do his research. -
- Lazy ass... - I snorted reaching for another book.
- Leona. That's who he is. *Shshshsh.-

His eyes then roamed down.
On the topic of asses. - *Eh-hem... Can you lend me a hand? I think I saw one of the books I need up there. - asked the teenager.
- Oh sure! Which one?-
- There on the third, no no the fourth down,... Yep, A little more on the right...-
- This one? - I glanced back.
- No no the other one on the left. *Shshshhshs -

Yep.
He was TOTALLY looking at the books.

*SBAM
I jumped down.
- AARGH DON'T HIT ME! - and neither of us expected the disaster following soon after.

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- That's what you get looking at my boogie! -
- YOU WERE TRYING TO THROW THAT BOOK AT ME! I can't believe you chicks! Thinking you have permission to use violence on men, am I right? -
- NO I WASN'T! I just jumped down, You scared off yourself and hit the shelf on your own!... And don't deflect!!! You were the one scheming to... -

- SILENCE!!! - Crowley's strong voice covered both of ours. - Ruggie. - called out sternly the crow. The ears of the hyena were now flat waiting for the worse. - By "chicks" you mean,...girls? - and with that scary glow he trailed his eyes on me.

Ruggie thought about it for a while and then smirked. - Yes. I meant girls. - he probably thought the Crow would get too distracted, so he could make a run out of his disaster.
- That's quite an interesting predicament (Yuu)... Didn't I warn you to take secrecy? How is that this dear student knows?-

- You... Didn't know, headmaster? - I blinked confused.
- Know what? - I caught him off guard.
- *ps... What are you doing???- whispered-yelled Ruggie.
Sure, he wanted for me to be scolded for HIM knowing, but he didn't expect...
- I thought either Azul told you or you had noticed already. - I responded.
Reggie facepalmed.

- Aw. That's nice! It means they really did maintain the secret. - I reached the ahs blonde boy and patted his cheek. - I have such good friends! -
- H-hey! It's because there was no advantage in telling anybody.- Embarrassed, the hyena drove my hand away.

- (Yuu).-
- Yes? -
- EXPLAIN. NOW -