aw cute pictures.
ew why is this so romantic I'm gonna cry.
ew nasty nasty gay pictures.
HORRIBLE I'M GONNA CRY.
gay screen. we love to see it.
Charlie's brows are so thick. I kinda want them.
ooo hot person in green.
OMG ELLE WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY. I fr love how they cast Elle. shes so cute.
ELLEEEE SO GIRLY POP. SO BABY GIRL. (I'm allowed to say this y'all, I wouldn't be transphobic to my own community BAHHAHHAHAHAH.)
where is she. what is happening.
OHHH SHES AT THE ART SCHOOL OMG YAY.
Ohhh new girl with Elle is so cute. Love herrr.
REALLY GOOD PARTIES? I LOVE THEM.
BAHHAHHAHAHA.
"It's an art school thing." I LOVE YOU FELIX. and NAOMI? GAUGOUS.
OMG FELIX IS IN A WHEEL CHAIR. I LOVE THEM MOREEEE.
Elle is so tall compared to everyone else. felt.
THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER. THE THREE OF THEM ARE GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME HELP.
"She's manifesting." we love to see it. I LOVE THEMMMMMM.
AHHHH NAOMI SPEAKING FACTS. EVERYBODY KNEW ME AS "the trans kid" or "the gay kid" AND I HATED IT. LIKE YES I'M TRANS AND GAY BUT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO ME THAN THAT.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN NAOMI. AGHHHHH.
I'M GONNA CRY. I NEED MORE TRANS FRIENDS.
OMG THEY'RE SO SWEET AND THEY LITERALLY JUST MET EACH OTHER I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT.
lmao Tao's mom just eating some food. I love her too.
oop. is Tao getting jealous...? I don't get how people like Tao. literally getting jealous is all he does.
BAHHAHHAH THE MOM KNOWS ITS ELLE. SHE KNOWS.
The mom is sooo cute. I love her. I'm gonna cry.
ewww Nick is sooooo gay for Charlie. LMAOOOOOOO.
I HATE BEN SO MUCH. LEAVE HIM IMOGEN. NICK GET SOME BALLS AND TELL HER TO DUMP HIM.
damn it Imogen. i wonder if she would say that if she knew exactly what he did.
dirty bitch. I hate Ben so much. never trust a Ben y'all. they all suck ass.
EW. NICK ISTG YOU NEED TO GROW A PAIR. KICK HIS ASS OR AT LEAST GLARE BACK AT HIM. PUSSY I SWEARRRRRRR.
oh shit. dude is tweakin.
oop. he can't do it.
oh come on nick. don't be a little bitch. man up.
MY DUDE. AGHHHH.
Charlie. you're killin me dude. you have GOT to focus more on your education. you're just making this worse because you're running away to see nick. nick is a great guy and he'll understand that you need to stay home and do your homework. STOP SNEAKING OUT.
ew that's so gay.
OMG ELLE. STAWPPP YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
EEEEE SHE LOOKS SO GOOD. NAOMI HAS GOOD TASTE.
ew Tao don't make that face.
AGHHHH ELLE I CANT GET OVER YOUUUU. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. AGHHHHHH.
they're so squished. it looks very uncomfy. ALSO ELLE IS SITTING DOWN IN THE VERY TINY SKIRT... I FEEL I SHOULD BE CONCERNED...?
Tao looks so bad. Please I cannot wait till he gets the haircut.
oooo. a cluuuuub. I hope Elle meets a guy there and she kisses him over Tao. I wanna see DRAMA.
ew. nasty. Tao is just so awkward I hate it.
EW ITS SO AWKWARD HELP.
GAH. Elles skirt is so tiny. idk. the boys might go a lil bit crazy at the club tonight.
MAKE TAO JEALOUS. MAKE TAO JEALOUS. MAKE TAO JEALOUS.
dayum. Elle is muscular. love me a woman who can pick me up and toss me around a little.
EWWW SLEEPING ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS SHOULDER, CHARLIE? THAT IS SO GAY. I CAN'T.
nasty gay people istg. BAHHAHHHAHAHHA.
omg wth is it and these nasty kids and not liking Marvel movies? Marvel is awesome. come at me Tao.
lmao the way my back would crack so hard if I was in that position.
lmao an old man he is, nick.
ew nasty light music.
omg charlie you sound so creepy. TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE? HELP.
LMAOOO I LOVE HOW NELLIE IMMEDIATELY GROWLED. NASTY, NASTY BROTHER.
ew. david.
NASTYYYYYYYYYYY. HORRIBLE OLDER BROTHER. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR KID DAVID? NASTY.
LMAOOO THE SLOW TURN. HELP.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW. YOU STRAIGHT BITCH.
ow i just cracked my knuckles and it hurt. OW DAMMIT IT HURTS TO TYPE. OW.
ohhhhh. so hes one of THOSE homophobics. nasty, nasty person.
damn. that dude sucks ass.
oh come on. who gives a shit about swearing right now? get your priorities straight. haha, straight. BUT ANYWAYS. your kid literally just got outed and you're more concerned about swearing? huh.
damn. just damn. what a piece of shit.
ugh nick. your brother is such a horrible person. so shit.
they are so unnatural with each other omg. The scenes just feel so forced imo.
oop. scary and unsupportive mom heard you. felt.
damnnnnn. the dad really needs to grow some balls and stand up to the mom.
CHARLIE NOOOOOO. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS ARK. I'M GONNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT. HELP.
being out is complicated because people hate what is different from them. It sucks ass.
OMG STOP NICK. PUT A SHIRT ON YOU GAY BITCH. AHHHHHHH.
Charlie you are so lucky to have bagged that omg.
STOP HE IS SO HOT I'M DONE. I'M DONEEEEEEEE.
Charlie is always blaming himself. I feel bad.
THIS IS SO SAD. OMG. THE FLASH BACK TO THE PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HIM? HEART. BROKEN.
BAHAHHAHH TAO IS JEALOUS. DIRTY..................... BITCH.
BAHHHAHAHAHAH. FUCK YOU TAO. GET BETTER.
TAO'S MOM IS SO SWEET AND HES SO RUDE TO HER. DUDE NEEDS A SLAP.
THAT'S SO SWEET I'M GONNA CRYYYYYY. STOP IT MY PARENTS BROKE UP AND DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER HELP.
NOOOO. THE HUSBANDS GONE I FORGOT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. SOBBING.
LITERALLY. GROW SOME BALLS BRO. LISTEN TO YOUR MOM.
OMG DUDE JUST MADE A DEAD DAD JOKE HELP.
ew. nasty, nasty supportive mom. couldn't be me y'all. imagine having a supportive mom. gross.
THE FACT THAT ELLE IS HIS LOCK SCREEN? OMG
YASSSS. SAY IT QUEEN.
omg its over. ON TO THE NEXT ONE Y'ALL.
I'm not doing this for every episode tho. I'll probably maybe possibly do this again for the last episode of the season.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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HumorThis is mostly me making jokes about gay people. I am a gay person myself, and these jokes are completely satire. There is swearing, so be aware. ENJOY! :).
