Friend: Hey, Harry! I'll give you five bucks to pole dance on that pole -points-
Me: -pushing Conner on the swings- Sure.
Friend: -sits down to watch-
Me: -kills it-
Friend: -eyes big-
Me: -takes money- Thanks! -buys me and Conner ice cream-
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