Meh friend

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Friend that claims to be straight: Hey, Harry.
Me: Yeeessss?
Friend: Wanna RP?
Me: Do I ship Cookies and Me?! Yes!!!
Friend: Ok! -engages in extremely sexual RP with me-
Me: Bruh, your gay.
Friend: No I'm not.
Me: Your gay, or bi, or pan, or something.
Friend: ..................
Me: ..........
Friend: ......*eyes widen*
Me: So you just discovered your gay.

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