Stan ran back to his mom just in time to prevent her from fucking Randy. "
Mom! Dad's a bitch! Please don't marry him again! I hate him! So does Shelly! Cmon you know he sucks too!"
Sharron thought for a moment said "sorry Stanley. No can do. He's just too horny this time around"
"yea too whatever..." repeated Randy (who was still VERY high)
"goddammit! Fuck you all!" Screamed Stan.
He then went back to Kyle's house where the two of them were very gay and Stan spent the rest of his childhood depressed around his bitchy dad.
