Stan's daddy issues and gay crisis 💅

The Book Ships Style

"Hey Stan!" Kyle said gayly. 

"Hey 😏 😢 " said Stan. 

They played some video games all homosexually but then Ike said something about fucking Foofa and Stan got mad because he didn't want his parents to fuck. 

"I hate my family" Stan declared drinking some alcohol to cope. 

"Yea we know" said Kyle supportivly being homosexual.

 "I'm gonna fuck up their silly little plan to get a blowjob or whatever." Stan decided. He was gonna stop his dumbass parent's marriage.