Kid Vs. Kat OneShots

Driver's License

Driver's License - Kid vs Kat

Ships: Coop x Phoebe or Fiona?

Topic: Angst + Hurt/No Comfort

The Story:

Phoebe Del Oro, a 17-year-old girl, was behind the wheel of her sleek white Sedan as she made her way through the quiet streets of the suburbs. However, her usually cheerful face was clouded with sadness, reflecting the troubled state of her relationship with her boyfriend, Cooper Davies Burtonburger, whom she affectionately called Coop Burtonburger. It seemed that Coop's busy schedule always prevented him from confirming plans with Phoebe, leaving her plagued with doubts and suspicions. These doubts were fueled by the constant presence of another girl, Fiona Munson, a striking blonde, whom Phoebe frequently spotted with Coop. With a heavy heart, Phoebe brought her car to a stop on her street, her gaze falling upon the floor of her vehicle. In that moment, she couldn't help but feel a profound sense of sadness and loneliness, as the distance between her and Coop continued to grow.

Phoebe: 🎶 I got my driver's license last week

Just like we always talked about

'Cause you were so excited for me

To finally drive up to your house

But today I drove through the suburbs

Cryin' 'cause you weren't around 🎶

While Phoebe was strolling along, clutching her vibrant magenta tote bag, she happened to catch sight of her boyfriend, Cooper Davies Burtonburger, engaged in a conversation with Fiona Munson. It was worth noting that Fiona Munson was Coop's ex-girlfriend from many years ago, and their relationship had ended abruptly after Kat, the mischievous alien, erased the memories of Lorne, Harley, Millie, and Fiona regarding Kat's true nature as an evil extraterrestrial. Since then, Coop and Fiona had not crossed paths until now, when Fiona had been transferred to Bootsville High School due to her family's unfortunate job loss and the unexpected inheritance left to her parents by Old Lady Munson after her demise. Unfortunately, Fiona's reunion with Coop was not without complications, as Old Lady Munson's dog, Growler, had fallen gravely ill with a mysterious doggy disease, unbeknownst to Fiona and her parents. It was in their shared Earth/Environmental Science Class that Fiona and Coop found themselves reunited, engrossed in a conversation that left Phoebe feeling increasingly uncertain and doubtful about their relationship.

Phoebe: 🎶 And you're probably with that blonde girl

Who always made me doubt

She's so much older than me

She's everything I'm insecure about

Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs

'Cause how could I ever love someone else? 🎶

Phoebe's feelings of envy and resentment were intensifying with each passing moment.

Phoebe: 🎶 And I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one

And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone

Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me

'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street 🎶

As Phoebe poured her heart out to Millie and Dennis, expressing her concerns about Cooper's recent frequent outings with Fiona Munson, Millie abruptly interrupted, urging her to stop rehashing her problems incessantly. She emphasized that they were well aware of Phoebe's sentiments and advised her to have a direct conversation with Cooper instead. Witnessing this exchange, Dennis couldn't help but feel a sense of sympathy towards Phoebe, recognizing that she didn't deserve to be treated in such a dismissive manner.

Phoebe was perplexed as she inquired, "In what way can that be possible?" Millie, with a firm grip on Dennis's left wrist, nonchalantly retorted, "Babe, let's leave this complainer behind; otherwise, she'll continue to irritate us." Assertively, Millie whisked away her significant other, Dennis Lawrence Chan, leaving Phoebe feeling sympathetic towards her and believing she did not deserve to be subjected to such treatment. Observing their departure, Phoebe's gaze dropped to the ground, deep in thought.

Phoebe: 🎶 And all my friends are tired

Of hearing how much I miss you, but

I kinda feel sorry for them

'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do, yeah

Today I drove through the suburbs

And pictured I was driving home to you 🎶

As Phoebe was perched in front of her in material science class, she was gazing at the window, taking a gander at the trees blowing due to the climate.

Phoebe was contemplating her significant other, Cooper Davies Burtonburger. She found it difficult to fathom that he was preoccupied with his own affairs, yet on occasion, she observed him in the company of Fiona Munson at various locations, including shopping centers.

Phoebe: 🎶 And I know we weren't perfect

But I've never felt this way for no one, oh

And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone

I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me

'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street 🎶

Phoebe was strolling down the street en route to Starbucks for a cup of coffee when she spotted her boyfriend, Coop Burtonburger, amidst a sea of white vehicles, stuck in traffic and attempting to reach a destination to meet someone. As she observed him, memories of their past experiences together flooded her mind, reminiscing about the times they spent together before his busy schedule took over.

Phoebe: 🎶 Red lights, stop signs

I still see your face in the white cars, front yards

Can't drive past the places we used to go to

'Cause I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Sidewalks we crossed

I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing

Over all the noise

God, I'm so blue, know we're through

But I still fuckin' love you, babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) 🎶

On a certain day, Phoebe was perusing Twitter to keep tabs on her acquaintances' social media activities. While doing so, she came across Dennis's account, which had a recent social media post. Upon scrutinizing the picture, she was taken aback by what she saw. Her boyfriend, Coop Burtonburger, was captured kissing Fiona Munson. The revelation was so overwhelming that she flung her phone across the room and wept on her bed.

Phoebe: 🎶 I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one

And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone

'Cause you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me

'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street

Yeah, you said forever, now I drive alone past your street 🎶