Plans~

Jag Avgudar

Dipper grinned as Bill followed behind him down the path on the map. They were going on a monster hunt today, mainly as a way to get away from Stan's grumpiness, but for Dipper's entertainment as well. Mabel had packed them lunches, snacks, drinks, Dipper's cellphone, and some first aid supplies for injuries. She even put in a sheet to sit down on for if they got tired. Luckily for the boy, Bill was carrying it all, so he could look at the notes he'd jotted down from the journal while Bill was away temporarily for 'reasons'.

"So," Bill said, catching up to the boy, "what creature are we looking for?"

"Well, after researching a bit, the thing Death possessed is actually a lot friendlier than he was, so I wanted to observe its behavior in its natural habitat."

"Boooooooring. Why don't we spy on people? Or maybe we could get some deer teeth! That'd be great!" Bill shouted, thinking aloud and to the open as if his thoughts were normal ones.

"Can't you do that on your own time?" Dipper said, squinting at the map.

"No. Ever since our deal, I don't get much personal time, kiddo. Thought that'd be a no-brainer, but obviously not, I presume. Anyway, there are much better things to be doing than looking at a being that doesn't even inhabit this forest."

"What do you mean?" Dipper questioned, glancing at Bill.

"I mean we could do fun stuff like we did yesterday!"

"All we did that was positive was watch that movie."

"What do you mean? So kissing me wasn't fun? I thought it was. It makes my stomach feel weird, and you know I like weird. You like weird. Weirdness is great, isn't it?"

Dipper blushed at Bill's blabbering about how their day was yesterday. "I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that maybe I'd like to enjoy myself by exploring the forest for a bit. If you don't want to join, go ahead and leave. I'm perfectly fine with that."

Bill put his hands on his hips. "Just yesterday you wanted me to be around you at all times, and now it's okay for me to go? I just don't get it, Pine Tree."

Dipper stopped and looked up from his notes to see an angered Bill floating in front of him. He squeaked in fear, making the demon laugh as Dipper fell onto the ground. "Bill! Seriously?"

"See, now that was fun. Monster hunting isn't fun if you know where the thing is and that it doesn't even reside in Gravity Falls."

"Wait, it doesn't even live in Gravity Falls?"

"Nope, only in Salem."

"Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?!"

Bill sat down next to Dipper. "You're adorable when you're serious," he said, poking the boy's cheek in which sprouted a bright pink blush, "is that a good enough explanation?"

"How about no?" Dipper asked, crossing his arms.

Bill shrieked, jumping off the grass, floating midair. "Oh, I FORGOT! Mabel told us not to sit on the ground!"

Dipper rolled his eyes. "Like she's gonna kill us. We can just get changed. Jeez, you're really random today. What's up with you?"

"Why do you question me?"

"Because you're acting really strange."

Bill tackled the boy, laughing as he did so.