Prologue: World War Butter begins

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by boneless_yogurt

by boneless_yogurt

Deep within the cosmos of space, there sat a very colorful yet fucked up universe called "The Exotic Butters Universe" which sat in the middle of six sacred realms. This universe holds many strange and mysterious things such as black magic, drugs, giant rubber duckies that can speak, very powerful beings, and an odd triangular shaped object called pizza.
All of that stuff was normal within that universe, which was ruled over by a very powerful being, until an unexpected being arrived with an evil plan stuck in his mind.

"Shrek, my old friend, how are you! It's me, Danny Devito! It's been centuries since we've last seen each other! How's everything going in this.... odd place, hmm?"

The stranger asked as he smirked at the Dark Lord.

"Friend? We were never friends, Danny. The last time you showed up here, you started a giant war and got my entire family killed! So, why should I even consider you as my friend after what you just did to me and my Empire?!"

"Man, so many centuries later and you still haven't gotten yourself a new family! Look, all I want is to settle our hatred, become old friends again, and then hand the throne over to me. How does that sou----"

"WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU, HUH?!!?! I banished you into the Void of Sorrow and yet here you are, trying to talk your way back into this universe! How the hell did you even get out in the first place, anyway??"

"I had a bit of help. Now, you are going to give me that throne, place that cardboard crown on my head, and make me the new Dark Lord!! But, if you won't do that, then I'll just have to fight you for it!!"

Danny yelled, but Shrek just gave him a small smirk before leaning in a bit.

"Let's see what you've got, old friend."

Then, a great war known as World War Butter began and had lasted for thirteen years, leaving the Empire's people traumatized, scared, and hopeless. Everyone within the Empire and the Six Realms all hoped that their Dark Lord will come out victorious, but those hopes were soon shattered when Shrek had fallen onto the battle field; dead.

"YES!!! I HAVE FINALLY WON AND AM NOW THE NEW DARK LORD OF THIS UNIVERSE!!!! NO ONE WILL STOP ME AND I WILL RULE THIS EMPIRE UNTIL THIS WORLD ENDS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

Danny laughed as he gently placed the cardboard crown onto his head, giving him unspeakable powers as he headed for the throne.
But, far away from the Empire and isolated from the other realms, there was the Fourth Realm that was nothing but a small island. There weren't very many people living there since it was smaller than the others, but there is one particular man who considers that realm to be his perfect home no matter what other people say. That courageous, clumsy, and handsome man is known as Ryan Reynolds.