Ryan Reynolds and the collapse of the Exotic Butters Universe

Chapter Three: The Three Elders

It took days for the duck to cross over the sea, leaving the three seasick until they reached the shore of the Second Realm.  Once the duck came to a completely stop, Obi-wan jumped down onto the sand and helped out the others, who all felt nauseous and dizzy.

"I see you boys have never sailed before, having you?"

The jedi asked.

"No.... and I doubt these idiots even know how to build one from scratch!"

Chris yelled, causing Jack and Ryan to glare at him.

"Stop treating them like filth!  You've experienced the same stuff these two went through while being on that Realm, so that gives you no excuse to act like you're better than them!  Let's not keep the Elders waiting, they expect you three to be in their chamber before the third sun rises.  And be sure to give your thanks to the duck."

The three nodded, then looked back up at the giant duck.

"Thank you.... big adorable duck!"

Jack said as he waved up at it.

"..... Q U A C K."

The loud booming quack of the duck shook part of the ground, causing the boys to run after Obi-wan in fear.  The third sun was just about to rise up as the guys arrived at the Ancient Chambers, which was filled with every being from each of the Six Realms.
Once they were in the room of the Elders, Obi-wan bowed down to them as the three looked around at the palace.

"Ancient Elders, I have returned with the three beings from the Fourth Realm!"

"You have done well, young man.  One of these three are worthy to save the Exotic Butters Universe.... but we need everyone but the three to leave the room first."

Gandalf said, allowing the jedi to stand and walk out of the room with other people following.

"Before we continue this, we first must introduce ourselves to you three.  I am Gandalf, the First Elder.  To my left is Saruman, the Second Elder.  And to my right is Morgan Freeman, the Third Elder.  As you may know, our Universe is in extreme danger and only one of you is worthy to save it."

The three nodded, then watched the Elders bring out a small crystal ball and set it on a pedestal.

"This is the Orb of Eternity.  Each of you will touch this orb with your right hand only once!  If you are not worthy, then the orb will burn you in an instant!  But if you are worthy, then you will not be burnt and will be sent out to save us all."

Saruman said, then stepped back a bit with the other two Elders.

The three stood there and stared at their reflections on the orb, wondering who is the worthy one.