Fgo Reacts

Monty Python. A King and a Black Knight

AN: Ah yes, some of you have expected it and some haven't but here it is. I'm gonna have a little spin on this to make it more enjoyable
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The morning starts with the canteen being filled with chatter as the servants all have their breakfast and the kitchen staff being busy as usual. As everyone finished their meals, they got the same announcement from yesterday and so they entered the theatre, excited from the last viewing.

"So what are we watching now?"

"Arthurian legends turned comedy." The screen answers the question as the round table knights seem confused at this.

"Our legend..." Artoria starts.

"Turned comedy?" Arthur ends it.

"Yes. Please don't be too offended by the creators of this as this is intentionally made to joke about the legends." The screen starts the viewing.

The viewing starts with a forest as we hear the sound of galloping horses. Arthur and Mash appear as they move through the forest but...

"...Where are their horses?"

"And why the hell are they galloping instead of walking normally?" Everyone was just confused at what they are seeing right now.

"I'm guessing this is comedy part of it?" Bedivere scratches his head. The screen responds. "Yes, the creators had a really small budget so they couldn't afford a horse for the movie so they had to resort to this, unintentionally making the movie funnier."

"Pfft. What the hell is he wearing!?" Mordred laughs as she slaps her knees while holding her stomach from the pain.

We see the two closer as we see why Mordred was laughing. While the two were wearing the right armor and emblems, the helmets were a different matter. Arthur was wearing a sauce pan on his head while Mash was wearing a cooking pot that fit her head.

"Why!?" Everyone laughs as Arthur, Artoria, and Mash blushed in embarrassment.

"You look cute with that pot on your head Mash." Ritsuka pinches Mash's cheeks as she dips her head lower.

"No I don't..." Mash mumbles as her blush deepens.

The screen then switches its focus on two knights fighting before cutting back to Arthur and Mash travelling as it does this two more times.

"What is up with the production?" Da Vinci is slightly frustrated with what they did as it got tiring on the 2nd focus switch.

It finally stops as Arthur and Mash see the two knights battling it out, finally revealing their identities. Agravain was the black knight with Robin Hood as the other knight. They were both wearing buckets with eye-slits for them to see through. Their fight continued with Robin hood switching out his weapons in every scene but he can't get a hit on Agravain.

"What are Agravain and Robin hood wearing?" Gawain is flabbergasted. Agravain was the kind of person who was serious all the time and would never interact with most of them unless it was important, so seeing him wearing such a thing was... outlandish.

"The fight seems pretty accurate if they were amateurs in a spar." Lancelot points out.

"Where does Robin keep those other weapons though?" Gareth asks as the green knight doesn't have any place to hide those weapons.

"Must be pulling it out of his ass." Mordred snickers.

Robin hood gets tired of the back and forth as he charges straight at Agravain with an axe above his head but that's what the black knight wanted as he throws his sword that, for whatever reason, was able to perfectly go through Robin hood's eye-slits as blood splatters out of his 'helmet' and drops to the ground.