The diary of a thief

21 March 2015

Dear diary,
The following information I am going to tell you must be kept secret. Absolutely secret. I know that you won't tell anyone so I trust you. My life is in your hands...you must not tell...
Why so serious?
Alright, enough serious business. I hope you took my advice seriously. Okay. Why is it so hard to tell you this!!! *Takes a deep breath*
Ok I promise not to tell anyone. Cross my heart!
What? You promise? Alright I'm feeling better. I shall start.
My name is Gabrielle and I am 15. My best friends are Flora and Cherry. My favorite color is purple. Well, I might sound like a normal girl to you, right? Well, that where you're wrong. (Remember your promise ok book?)
Ok, ok! I keep my promises you know!
Alright then I shall tell you the truth. I am actually a thief. You know, those kind who steals stuff?
WHAT!?!?!? *fainted*
Diary, are you ok? Diary? Diary?
I'm alright! I just don't need you shouting at me!
Oh sorry. Anyways, as I was saying, I am a thief and I-
On your own?
No! Of course not! I am with my friends, Flora and Cherry! I-
They are thieves too? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! *fainted again*
*Sigh*...are you ok book?
Yes.
Then would you do me a favor and stop interrupting me? You are wasting my space, you know.
Oh. Ok sorry.
Anyways, where was I? *flips through book* Oh ok I was telling you about my life as a thief. As I was saying, I am a thief with my friends. By the way, I live a normal life as a teenage girl after that-
Sorry, I can't help interrupting! Shouldn't it be teenager instead of teenage girl?
*Sigh*. Yes. Ok you see, after I steal, me and my friends become normal teenage girls- I mean teenagers after that. It's a pretty simple theory except that it's hard not to blow our cover.
Oh, I see...
Yes. Well now let me tell you about my normal life instead. I said before that Flora and Cherry are my best friends, right?
Yes.
So let me tell you more about them. Cherry is a sweet girl and has an older sister. Both of them like to eat at McDonalds. Cherry is always top in class( and sometimes in school too though I don't know how she does it) and her hobby is to read. She has a diary too! It has a lock like you, and also has many pages! Her room is pink entirely and has two bookshelves full of books. Her house is like a library! The living room, the kitchen, the corridor- well just everywhere in her house except her bathroom is covered with bookshelves piled with books! Her mom allows her to go anywhere she likes just so long as she doesn't cause trouble and-
Snore!
Diary?
.......
Are you asleep?
* silence*
* pokes diary with pen*
Sno-Ouch! What did you do that for?
Well, you were asleep. So anyways, enough about my friends. I can see it bores you a lot.
Thank you.
What do you want me to write about-oh, Cherry and Flora are here! Bye book! *snaps book shut and locks it*
Um...bye?
Bye! *rushes out of room*