The diary of a thief

24 March 2015

Dear Diary,
Hi!
Oh, hi! I was about to tell you about the new diamond we stole! It is so shiny-
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Still stealing? I'm going to faint. I know I will!
No, no, no don't faint-
*fainted*
Gah! A normal diary would have been better! At least it won't faint!
*wakes up* Are you still stealing?
Ummm...wait a second. Promise me you won't faint!
Oh alright! I won't!
Yeah I'm still stealing.
*starts to say something*
Don't faint!
No, I'm good.
Ok then. Well, I think the subject on what I steal doesn't make a great impact on you. Well then, I'll talk about something else. Hmmmm...do you have any interest on where I will bring you tomorrow?
Nope-maybe you could tell me.
Well, I'm bringing you to Cherry's house. Remember, she also has a diary?
Yippee! At least I get some friends!
Looking forward?
Yes!
Ok then. By the way, diary, since this is my diary, I should at least write some stuff about the ' thief ' life I lead, right? You can not read it, but I want to write it down. Is that okay with you?
Hmmm....ok then.
Well, yesterday when Cherry and Flora met at my house, we asked our moms to permit us to sleepover at my house. Of course our parents agreed, so we did. At ten p.m., Flora told us that there was a new diamond in the museum and it was very beautiful. So we went to the museum at midnight( not before making sure we had masks and night vision goggles on) and made up a plan. Me and Cherry would stay outside and knock out any security and would also make sure Flora, who takes the diamond, would not be caught. After that-
Wow! Sounds like an adventure!
You bet! Anyways after that Flora broke into the museum and me and Cherry stayed outside. I knocked out a few security. I'm surprised! I never took any fighting classes so um, yeah. We managed to get the diamond before the police saw us, though. It was so amazing! I was like wow, there's no way we will ever get outta this! Well, yeah that's about it...
Where do you store your jewels?
Well, at a secret hiding place in Flora's house.
Oh ok.
Oh, sorry book, I gotta go. Mom's calling me. I can hear her. Just a sec. *Mom! I'm coming!!!*
Ok, that was..umm...weird...
Bye book! *snaps book shut and locks it*
Ouch-bye?
*rushes out of room without saying goodbye*