I wake in the morning to see birds chirping. I smell bacon and waffles my favourite. The curtains are are drawn supplying me with view of the amazing day ahead. Wait a second....This was definately not my life. Never has it been like this. Unless i was dreaming. My day was more like this...
'You fithly thing wake up!' shrieked my aunt. How was i ever even related to her. Ugh... I got up. More like i fell onto the floor. Another day of boring chores and cleaning toilets. Let me tell you its disgusting. I wonder even how the toilets get so dirty even after cleaning them every single day. Do ogres poo in them or something?
' You better come down here, you useless creature!'she half screamed. I hurriedly gathered myself and rushed down.
'Princess Eliza welcome! Did you have good slumber or did i disturb you?' my aunt asked with utter sacarsm . I think this is the point I told you about aunt dearest. When I was a tinsy little girl, my father got into a car accident where I was the only miracle survivor. Both the driver and my dad sadly did not. People are still shocked on how I even survived. The car was nothing mor than a few spare parts on fire. However, i was tossed a few hunderd meters away with just a few scratches. Since my dad was not on good terms with my Mom's side, the only one the 'people' could contact was my aunt, Genna aka Gluma the glum aunt who never smiled. Thus, i was forcefully introduced into her life. She has never liked me. I was pretty sure she only kept me for my family's fortunes. Rumors has it that she was in love with my dad but my dad rejected her for my mum. I could see why Gluma hated me but she was ridiculous. Like 'wash the walls Eliza!' ,'scrub the ceiling Eliza' and 'I give an hour, i want the whole house spotless!'. Who ever scrubs the ceilings? What what she going to make me do now ' bleach the floor'? Doing useless chores was not going to bring father back. Besides there was no where else i could go. I could go to my mother's family, but i barely recall anything about her.
' I want you wake my cupcake and prepare her breakfast then leave for school with her.'she said with a smile. This was very unusual of Gluma she was never known never to smile. It was suppose to be psychally impossible for her to do that.
'Hurry up! What are you waiting for a miracle?'she yelled.
I had already seen one. Her terrifying smile. I scurried to her 'cupcake's' room.
Her room was huge. It was atleast five times bigger thean mine. Every inch and corner of the room was decked with pink nonsense. It had all the girl you could put in girly. From gianormous teddy bears to pink frilly curtains ,she had it all. She even had a wall full of shirtless men! I mean Glumma didnt know because it was hidden behind her teddy bears but once i almost died due to their half nakedness. She even has hidden stacks of magazines in her underwear drawer. Suddenly, someone groaned. Shit, i have to wake her up before she realises that i did not wake her up earlier. Nerissa also known Gluma Junior started to stir. I should i have probaly gotten her coffee. She hated it when i was not there with coffee. How could i have forgotten? Why? I could almost feel fate cooking up a storm of trouble.
'Good morning Ugly!' Nerissa commented as she woke up. I froze in mid thought. What was i going to get today a kick on the stomach or knock on the head. But instead she was smiling, with the teeth and all. That was the second miracle of today. I mean i have had the occasional fake smiles but never a full smile. Was the world out to get me today. I think this was one of the signs for world ending. I really needed to start packing. Nerissa sat upright on her bed, rubbing her eyes. She had raccoon eyes, birds nest and a crumpled night gown. Unlike me, she still managed to look like a model. With her crystal blue eyes, platinium blonde hair, almond shaped face and her killer body which outruled the terrible state she was in, she looked like model. Ugh.. I am starting to sound like a pevert. I probaly would look like a monkey who had puffed up fur though. Nerissa looked as if she had other plans though. She stretched and greeted me sith a almost dreamy smile. Did she have a wet dream or something? In my opinion she looked more like psychotic killer who just finished his sinful deeds. What was going on? I should be dreaming or something. I was brought back to reality when i was hit by a shoe. I quickly scrambled of to get Nerissa's clothes to prepare her for her bath and i needed to get her morning coffee.
Why in the world are theese people cheerful on a Monday morning. Was it not illegal ?
