I got an insane posse we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always fucking juggle hoes
And maybe it's in my nature but I never wanna date her
But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the fucking problem with the one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand
And let me keep it simple I'm officially stable
And I won't miss you here's a tissue
I got issues believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
But I hate my fucking mother motherfucker it's weak
So please believe me I'm a needy insecure fucking freak
And it ain't as easy or as dreamy you thought it would be
Took her out dinner (yeah), went and tried to kiss her (okay)
Open up my eyes the fucking bitch was checking twitter (what?)
Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I'll never date a bitch who instagrams her fucking food
Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole baby
Check up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled as a God damn prick
I go to prison and get out and I'm back at it (hi guys)
I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sound the same
But it's pretty fucking lame with you fucking lames claim
To be real music and you got to feel stupid
To be still choosing to abuse the privilege and you still use it
Lately all you bands do the same damn shit
Same break down snare kicking lame ass riff
And everybody still fucking the same lame damn bitch
That comes to every show, showing her fake ass tits
But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this fucking shit happen
YOU ARE READING
~Sweet Music~
De Todo~Lyrics from my favorite songs~ ~Warning Punk Music may cause creativity and individuality~ ~They make me feel sane~