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Good God

Karlnap angst
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"Nick, please open the door! I just want to talk you, please!" Karl calls out, rapidly knocking on Sapnap's dorm room door.

"Nope." Sapnap calls back, not wanting to hear any of it.

You see, Sapnap is mad at Karl right now because he walked in on Karl and Quackity making out in the bathroom. It's happened so many times, Karl making out with a random person during breaks, Sapnap or one of his friends walking in, boom, argument.

Last time this happened, Dream walked in on Karl and this random year 10 making out but Sapnap refused to believe Dream when he told Sap what he saw.

Now, he was just fed up with Karl. It was the like 7th time that's happened.

"Nick, please!" Karl cries out, which Sapnap didn't really understand why he was the one crying right now.

He really wanted to know. Know why he does this shit, know why Karl is a cheater, why Karl is banging on his door and why he's walking over to unlock and open it.

Suddenly the door swings open and Karl is standing there, tears streaming down his face and Quackity a few paces behind him, leaning on the railing of the stairs that led to the first story.

"What the fuck do you want, Karl?" Sapnap asks stubbornly.

"I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry, I swear it d–"

" 'Didn't mean anything' " Sapnap says at the same time as Karl while making air quotes in the air.

"Sap–"

"Shut up. Be quiet. Shut your mouth."

Karl whimpered and blinked back tears then shutting his mouth and deciding it was better to just listen.

"This is the seventh time I've caught you doing something like that, what the hell do you mean 'it didn't mean anything.' you have an entire boyfriend you can do that with and you still choose to go fuck around with other people." He says, motioning over to Quackity.

"Bu-" Karl starts.

"I'm not fucking done, Karl," Sapnap cuts him off immediately.

"You came into my life without a single reason. I gave into all your ways or whatever, which, mind you, left me with nothing. I've given into your pathetic smiles and fallen for all your games and I wish so bad right now that I hadn't let you in." Sapnap states angrily.

"Sap, I'm sorry I swear to god it won't happen again, I swear, Sa–" Karl pleads.

"No, fuck you Karl." Sapnap says, flipping him and Quackity both off before backing into his room and slamming the door.

Karl immediately took that as a 'get the fuck away from me' slam and also a 'were so over' middle finger. He ran back iver to Quackity and hugged him while crying, weirdo.

The next day, Karl gave up but Quackity didn't. He came up to Sapnap and Dream during lunch and made a whole big deal of trying to get Sapnap to get back with Karl.

"Hey, Nick?" Quackity asks, tapping Sapnap's shoulder.

Sapnap and Dream both turn around at the same time, Dream's annoyance showing in his face as he rolls his eyes.

"What the hell do you want, to make out with me too? Not gonna happen, freak."
Sapnap snaps at Quackity the second he turns around.

"Ok, chill, I'm not here to fucking make out with you, weirdo. I was just coming to say that you should give Karl a second chance, me and him aren't like making out anymore or anything." Quackity suggests.

It was a really stupid suggestion to be honest, idiotic at most.

"Quackity, can I tell you something?" Sapnap asks, not really caring if he says yes or not.

"I guess?" He answers awkwardly.

"I hope you know, in the sea of life, Karl'd just be a minnow and he stole my life from me, he sucked me dry. I wasted so much time trying to convince myself that he really did love me and not the idea of me, but it became clear that he didn't love me at all. He sucked me dry of everything i ever was and ever could be so now this is me saying, and I really mean it from the bottom of my heart, fuck him and fuck you." Sapnap rants, ready to turn around but then Quackity opens his big mouth for the 1500th time.

"I just think that he deserves another chance though, to show you he can be a  better boyfriend." Quackity pleads.

"If I were to do anything with him, it'd be him standing there and me punching him in the face. I don't like him anymore and I'm not sorry, get the hell out if my face." Sapnap turns around, not caring if Quackity has something more to say and walks away with Dream into the cafeteria.

Quackity does not chase after them.

Karl does though.

When Sapnap and Dream walk into the cafeteria, they are met with Karl, panicked and jumpy. Obviously nervous about talking to Sapnap again.

"Hey, it's me again." Karl waves slightly.

"Yeah, you and your face that I despise." Sapnap says, beginning to walk away but then getting stopped by Karl.

"Wait! Just listen, please!"

"You have about 2 minutes before I can't stop myself from punching you in the face, what do you want from me."

"Chill." Dream murmurs, setting a comforting hand on Sapnap's shoulder.

"Ok, um, I wanted to say that me and Quackity aren't doing anything anymore and I wanted to ask you if you'd maybe think about giving me a second chance because I really like you and I want to do better for you, y'kow?" Karl asks.

"Is that all?" Sapnap counters.

"Yep, that's all!" Karl confirms, waiting for Sapnap's answer.

"Good because you're fucked in every way if you think were getting together again."

"W-what? But–"

"Won't you get the fuck out of my face?"

"But Ni–" Karl tries.

"Now." Sapnap demands.

"Please, wait let me–" He tries again.

"Won't you get the fuck out of my face?" Sapnap repeats.

"Nic–"

"Now!" Dream snaps all of a sudden,"Get the fuck out of our faces, now! Before there's a god damn problem Karl, because I promise you, Quackity won't fucking save you this time!" He yells in Karl's face.

Karl instantly scrambles off and Sapnap gawks at Dream proudly.

"Thanks Dream."

"Of course, it's what brothers do, now c'mon, let's go." Dream says putting his arm around Sapnap's shoulders.

"I love you man."

"I love you too, y'know, I've always had a bad feeling about Quackity."

"Oh really?"

"Yep, seems I was right."

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ending makes me giggle

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