beep x bang love story (read desc)

Part 1

Beep was stting attic thes balcanie add looked at stars bing wakk out eoor
Beep: "Huh?"
Bing: "grill we need to talk...."
Beep: "About what's?"
Bing: "Listening herein oh k? Bang will mingle so navk officials kr el.."
Beep: "Sincerely when's didn't you're hav a brush on bang?"
Bing: "Since... since forever!1!1!1!1!1"
Beep lock at Bing instant confusain
Bing: "buy buy old' friends.. YEET!"
He yeets beep off the edge of the school roof and put her in a purple back with duck tape and glue on it so she couldn't escape
Beep: "AAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!1!1!1!1!1! HELPS SOMEBODY ANYBODY... HELP-"
Beep falls into the water and passes out in the bag
Bang: "uh were beep?"
Bo: "me don no bang..."
Bing walks in
Bang: "hav u sen beep bing?"
Bing: "uh...she...on the school roof!"
Bang: "school roof?"
Bing: "yeah ima got"
Bang: "thank man!"
Outside...
Bang: "beep!!1!1!1!1!1! Huh!! Is she underwater?! Me will sav her!!!!" (Dives in the water)
Bang: "alrigh wear isn't she'll?"
Bang sees beep in a purple bag with glue and duck tape on it
Bang: "beep!!!!!!"
A wave comes and knocks bang in the water
Bang: "ahahahahahhaha!!!"
To be continued
(I LAUGHED WHILE WRITING THIS anyway hope you enjoyed the funni 1st part of my satire beep x bang story cya!)
(AlastorTheRadioDeer please read this🥺👉👈!1!1!1!)