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Ben: who the fu(k added me to a group chat
Sammy: >:0 LANGUAGE BEN!!!!!!!
Kenji: yeah sammy doesnt like when u say fu(k
Brooklyn: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KENJI THE FU(K WORD
Yaz: pfft the fu(k word
Darius: you guys say the f word all the time
Yaz: omg he censored it
Brooklyn; say fu(k darius do it
*darius left the group*
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Ben: if you bite it and you die its poisonous if it bites you and you die its venomous
Darius: what if it bites me and it dies?
Yaz: then youre poisonous jesus christ darius learn to listen
Kenji: what if i bite it and someone else dies?
Brooklyn: then its voodoo
Sammy: what if jt bites me and someone else dies?
Darius: thats correlation, not causation
Brooklyn: what if we bite eachother and neither of us die?
Kenji with a stupid look on his face: thats kinky
Ben: OH MY GOD-
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Ben: Some people are like slinkies
Darius: Explain
Ben: Not good for much, But makes u crack a smile when u push it down the stairs
Darius: Please dont push kenjj down the stairs
Ben: You cant stop me >:D
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Ben: i love you
Darius who isnt listening: hm?
Ben: i said im selling u to the zOo-
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Ben: who broke the dino talkie im not mad j just wanna know
Darius: i did it i broke it
Ben: No no u didnt kenji?
Kenji: dont look at me look at yaz
Yaz: i didnt break the dino talkie
Kenji: howd you know it was broken?
Yaz: ITS STANDING INFRONT OF US BROKEN!!
Kenji: suspicious
Darius: i did it i broke it ill pay for it
Ben: no u didnt
Yaz: hey Ben Kenjis been awfully quiet
Kenji: REALLY?
Ben being interveiwed
Ben: i did it i broke it it wasnt working so i punched it
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Ben: i want to kiss you
Darius: what?
Ben: if u die i wont miss u
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Thats all for today have a SAD day because SAD means
Slay
All
Day
So slay byeeeee

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