So... new class dad?

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Pikachu is online

Pikachu: So... i have been thinking.

Joan jett: You can think?

Pikachu: Rude. Anyway, i was thinking that if Yaoyorozu is supposed to be the class mom, then midoriya is the stepdad?

Smoke weed everyday: Nah he's the actual dad broski.

Dumb dad: I thought i was the dad.

Area 51: You are fake dad, midori was the real dad all along.

Kermit: He's always been more of a mom than a dad.

Mutated Broccoli: Ok first of all, fuck you thrift shop Kermit i hope you choke with a fly and second of all i will be glad to be the new class dad.

John cena: What do you mean new? You were always the class dad in disguise.

Pikachu: Daddy?

Mutated Broccoli: Please no don't type that ever again kaminari. Only momo gets to call me that.

Gravity bitch is online

Gravity bitch: Why did i just see momo throw a flip flop at the walking asparagus?

Dumb dad: Backread.

Gravity bitch: Oh makes sense.

Baby shark: So... new class dad?

Monke: Yes.

Walking C4: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH STUPID MESSAGES!!

Soba porn: There is a mute option for a reason bakuhoe.

Mutated Broccoli: Also a key to remove all caps.

Walking C4: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH.

Goddess has muted Walking C4 for 15 minutes

Goddess: It's too early for his bullshit.

Kermit: It's 11 am right now momo.

Goddess: Your point?

Kermit: I see, sorry mom😔

Dumb dad: You do know that Yaoyorozu can't be your mom.

Goddess changed Dumb Dad to Robocop

Mutated Broccoli: God i love you

Robocop: Well, im not "class dad" any longer anyway so i will take it i guess.

Joan Jett: Why is the common room filled with papers?

Mutated Broccoli: Oh that, momo is creating a bunch of adoption papers.

Joan Jett: Oh

Baby shark: Isn't this ilegal?

Robocop: I would say yeah but i already gave up on this class.

Area 51: Wait, so you guys are actually adopting us?

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