Pikachu is online
Pikachu: So... i have been thinking.
Joan jett: You can think?
Pikachu: Rude. Anyway, i was thinking that if Yaoyorozu is supposed to be the class mom, then midoriya is the stepdad?
Smoke weed everyday: Nah he's the actual dad broski.
Dumb dad: I thought i was the dad.
Area 51: You are fake dad, midori was the real dad all along.
Kermit: He's always been more of a mom than a dad.
Mutated Broccoli: Ok first of all, fuck you thrift shop Kermit i hope you choke with a fly and second of all i will be glad to be the new class dad.
John cena: What do you mean new? You were always the class dad in disguise.
Pikachu: Daddy?
Mutated Broccoli: Please no don't type that ever again kaminari. Only momo gets to call me that.
Gravity bitch is online
Gravity bitch: Why did i just see momo throw a flip flop at the walking asparagus?
Dumb dad: Backread.
Gravity bitch: Oh makes sense.
Baby shark: So... new class dad?
Monke: Yes.
Walking C4: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH STUPID MESSAGES!!
Soba porn: There is a mute option for a reason bakuhoe.
Mutated Broccoli: Also a key to remove all caps.
Walking C4: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH.
Goddess has muted Walking C4 for 15 minutes
Goddess: It's too early for his bullshit.
Kermit: It's 11 am right now momo.
Goddess: Your point?
Kermit: I see, sorry mom😔
Dumb dad: You do know that Yaoyorozu can't be your mom.
Goddess changed Dumb Dad to Robocop
Mutated Broccoli: God i love you
Robocop: Well, im not "class dad" any longer anyway so i will take it i guess.
Joan Jett: Why is the common room filled with papers?
Mutated Broccoli: Oh that, momo is creating a bunch of adoption papers.
Joan Jett: Oh
Baby shark: Isn't this ilegal?
Robocop: I would say yeah but i already gave up on this class.
Area 51: Wait, so you guys are actually adopting us?
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This was a mistake!!-Mha Chatfic
FanfictionIida got this wonderful idea of suddenly creating a class group chat for "class and studying purposes" but he will soon find out that making that chat was a big mistake.