Pikachu: So there she was... barbecue sauce on her tiddies.
Lesbian 2: What tiddies? she don't have any.
Lesbian 1: Shut your gay ass up bitch, you literally like them.
Lesbian 2: That's not even the point hoe!!
Goddess: Shoto Todoroki from now on don't ask me to take you to Mc Donald's!!
Soba Porn: What? Noooo
Lesbian 1: What did you do now Zuko?
Soba Porn: Nothing.
Kermit: Bullshit.
Soba Porn: They gave me an Endeavour toy.
Area 51: All they had was Endeavour toys tho.
Soba Porn: Exactly.
Goddess: You didn't need to burn the goddamn place down because of it you know?
Soba Porn: All i wanted was to change the figure made of a sorry excuse of a dad for something else. But they can't even do that.
Robocop: But still... burning a Mc Donald's?
Smoke weed everyday: Meh, they suck anyway.
Dracula: You are right but they have Mc flurries.
Smoke weed everyday: That's like the only good thing.
John Cena: Momo why do you have blood on you?
Bone Breaker: It's not hers.
Bugs Bunny: The fuck? Did you murder someone or what?
Goddess: I was this close🤏🏻
Area 51: Wait you mean that chick that was crying outside of the Victoria's secret? That was you?
Goddess: Yes✌🏻
Kermit: So that's why you got arrested.
Robocop: You got arrested?!
Bone breaker: Her and Todoroki.
Walking C4: The one time none of you fucks invite me i miss all the fucking fun.
Goddess: I support women empowerment and the lgbtq whatever the fuck how many letters you wanna have but mess with me and you will lose some teeth.
Emo bird: Women are scary.
Baby shark: What even happened?
Bone breaker: After Todoroki decided to burn the fucking Mc Donald's we stopped at the mall and this random ass lesbian feminist starts talking shit about me and men in general, turns out she was trying to hook up with momo as well.
Goddess: I prefer to feel a real dick and not a plastic one thank you very much.
Lesbian 2: #Justicefordildos #Dildoslivesmatter #Straponsarehot
Lesbian 1: 🤦🏻♀️
Goddess: Also, nobody talks shit about my man and gets away with it. Except for me of course.
YOU ARE READING
This was a mistake!!-Mha Chatfic
FanfictionIida got this wonderful idea of suddenly creating a class group chat for "class and studying purposes" but he will soon find out that making that chat was a big mistake.
