: ̗̀➛ 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 ┆彡 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤

' + CHAP. 1

".. / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / -. --- - / -.-. --- -- -- .. - / - .... . / ..-. .- ... .... .. --- -. .- -... .-.. . / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. .. - -.-- / --- ..-. / .-. . --. .- .-. -.. .. -. --. / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / . -..- .--. .-.. .- .. -. / .- ... / .- / ..-. .-. .- ..- -.. .-.-.-"

———————
' + 3RD POV:

At the midst of the roof of South Park High, there sat a guardian angel, eating a cup of pudding delightfully, it was delectable and and it was delish to be exact, while scrolling on their phone on Twitter checking some stuff out.

"Mmm! Best savoury dish in my mouth all day! Gotta have in on my blog today..." M/N muttered excitedly as his medium-size angel wings flap a bit and takes a picture of himself eating a cup of pudding! He opens his Snapchat account and posts his blog. (yes he has a Twitter and Snapchat acc but he also has Tumblr where he also posts blogs too)

As he scrolled through Snapchat a bit, he saw a post of Craig captioned 'about to get our asses haunted', where he's in his room with his other friends, and a- "Wait a minute why do they have an ouija board in the middle?", M/N thought as he finishes his cup of pudding and tilted his head slightly looking at the post.

"Shit are they gonna talk to a ghost, that's crazy and dumb."

M/N then stood up as he stretched, his wings flaps a tiny bit, and straightened up. He then chuckles mischievously.

"But that means that I can check it out too, right?"

AT CRAIG'S HOUSE (i was lazy to write in this part lmao)

"Dude, why are you swinging your phone around so much?" Tolkien asked, annoyed.

"I'm documenting." Craig blankly said like his usual self.

"Documenting... us playing a game...?" Tolkien asked.

"Yeah, I'm posting it on Snapchat."

"Also I made a blog and I'm taking pictures of everybody and putting it on there."

"You made a blog? Just now?"

"Yeah just now."

"When we get like, haunted or whatever, we'll all get really famous and shit... And then we can make our own TV show based on the hauntings and I can be the guy behind the camera and you can be the guy who's never scared of anything."

Craig explained as he thinks.

"Maybe, like, Stan can be the one who dies under mysterious circumstances or something... that'd be pretty awesome."

"Hey." Stan knitted his eyebrows as he hears this.

"Jimmy could be the funny guy.", Craig points at Jimmy.

"I'd be d-d-down.", said Jimmy, shrugged.

"And... Kenny'd be...I dunno, the guy who blocks the door when something chases after us or something."

"Clyde can be the one who cries no matter what's happening."

"And Kyle can just be there I guess."

"Thanks."

"Wouldn't that be, like... super awesome..."

"You're high.", Tolkien to Craig.

"We're all high." Craig rolled his eyes and chuckled.