hey fan sees some weird stuff fandom what's up the gays are BACK
fan has been spending too much time on the internet
he has seen all ur guys wWEIRD ASS STUFF
like ur FANART, ur SHIPS???? ur fanfics. WHAT ARE YALL DOING WITH UR LIVES????
he decides to ignore it and go on with his day. spending time with his wife and his kid, they go on a family trip to the grocery store.
parking their ugly, old, ancient car, they walk up to the store's front door and test tube takes them aside for a second.
"okay, this time, no arguing. I don't want to embarrass myself in public again. got it?" she says, waiting a response.
bot in mind: what the heck...... this lady thinks she can tell me what to do? heh. little does she know on tuesdays........ heh...... lets just say..... my alpha unleashes.
fan just stares mindlessly and doesn't say anythigeif
upon walking in, test tube pulls out a piece of paper that looked like a list from her pockets and scrolled her finger through it, looking for the first item. fruits... ok. they can do this, right? this is like, the last grocery store in the state that they weren't banned from.
taking a deep breath, she walked her and her family over to the section. apples. okay. scanning the apples, she decides on a bag that looked decent. picking them up and about to put them in the cart, a hand stops the bad from falling. oh god not again.
fan takes the bag and carefully inspects it, whispering,
fan: heh...... these are BAD apples..... nagarteku toki no nana de demO
test tube sighs and forcefully shoves them in the cart and walks over to the frozen section to get garlic bread. she looks through the brands to find her favorite, the fan stops her again- what for this time?
fan: um. that is not a good brand
testttyyyyube: wtf u talking about this is like the best
fan: im not letting you get them that brand is disgusting what are you talking bout
test tuybw: too bad fan im getting it anyways...
test tube shoves fan off of her and starts to walk away but notices fan doesn't follow. she slowly turns around in fear.
fan looks at her and stares.
oh god......................
his face scrunches up.............
and the tears pOUR OUTZ!!!!!!!!!
he cries and whines and has a breakdown and falls to the floor on his knees and SCREAMS
then, crying, he gets fully on the ground, his face on the floor, and kicks his feet and has a tantrum.
wat the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thank u for REadin
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fan sees some weird stuff
Humorkys (keep yourself safe 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳) note: there's no offense to anyone who ships the ships mentioned in here, everyones opinions are valid, they just don't apply to everyone. feel free to leave an angry essay on why I should not make fun of those s...
