fan buys test tube cool science gifts for science lovers for their anniversary and she lvoes it
"wow fan thank you for buying me this amazing gift i lovr this 3d frog hologram oh my godd i lvoe it so much"
"yayaayaya i knew you would love the 3d frog hologram i got you its amazing yayyyy"
yayaya fan jumps up and down and screams yayayay and spins and is so happy yayyyy i new green tube would love it
he then trips and falls on his flat fucking fface because he was running arounf and stuff for some reason like the stupid idiot he is
"what the flibberty flabberty jabberty fan are you okay my pookie" testtube said looking down at fan while he is crying and whining on the floor because he is stupid waawaaa baby child
"do you want a super surprise slime mystery box to cheer you up with a side of subway surfers"
OH MY GOFD FAN GETS UP AND GOES ECSTATIC
"I LOVE SLIME MYSTERY BOXES OH YMHGOD GIVE IT TO ME NOW I LVOVE YOU OH YMH GOD YAYAAYYAAYA"
suddenly he is not in pain anymore or something did i mention they were at the rainforest cafe and everybody was watching them go freaking insane and also see fan fall on the concrete floor like a imbecile and almost break his right knee
okay time skip so like fan and green popsicle i mean test tube are driving in their car and by their car i mean test tubes because fan cant drive for the life of him because last time he hit a stop sign and almost killed both of them but anyways
so test tube was driving and listen to funky town while fan was scrolling on tiktok, its all filled with weird straight shit then all of the sudden he sees a video that says
yaoi or yuri
what the fuck
eremmrmr what the hell?????
so fan continues watching and its filled with GAY PEOPLE. FAN SCREAMS
"TESTTUBE TESTUBE WTF IS THIS GAY SHIT ON MY FYP WAIT ITS PRIDE MONTH" fan realizes its pride month then goes yayyyy pride month
then he likes and saves the video then he sees something.
"richbuisnessman reposted this" aka FUCKING OJ. IT SAID OJ REPOSTED THIS WHAT THE FUCKK THEN FAN SCREAMS BECAUSE WHAT OJ IS NOT GAY, BUT BY SCREAMING IT CAUSES TEST TUBE TO SWERVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
'WHAT THE FUCK FAN STOP SCREAMING" TEST TUBE SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS BECAUSE THEYRE ABOUT TO DIE BECAUSE OF THIS DUMBASS FREAKING OUT OVER GAY PEOPLE
OH MY GODD FAN YOURE SO STUPID BRO WHAT THE FUKCKKKKK
test tube is SICK of fan right now first the garlic bread now this bro.
as fan is screaming and crying for thE 100TH TIME TODAY BRO, but while he is whining test tube thankfully hits the breaks and stops them from causing a crash collusion and being sent to prison where they would ROT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT PAINTBRUSH THEY DID NOT COMMIT MASS GENOCIDE
but yes they thankfully stop and live another day
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FAN BRO I LVOE YOU BUT WHAT THE HELLLLLLL" testic tube SCREAMS AT FAN.
waaaWAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"IM SORRY I SAW GAY PEOPLE I GOT SCARED DONT HURT ME IM SORRY WAA"
they make up they both apologize to each other because they are in love wow kissy kiss wow theyre both fine now. when they both go home test tube puts the 3d frog hologram yes you thought i forgot about that but puts the 3d frog hologram on her shelf because she loves fan :)
the end happy pride month
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fan sees some weird stuff
Humorkys (keep yourself safe 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳) note: there's no offense to anyone who ships the ships mentioned in here, everyones opinions are valid, they just don't apply to everyone. feel free to leave an angry essay on why I should not make fun of those s...
