Yes, hi, hello, greetings.
I know for a fact that today's rant topic is highly relatable because if you have no social life like me, you're probably familiar with how horribly uneventful this time of the year can be.
Netflix becomes your best friend. Food that cannot possibly be good for your health is your new soul mate. And, most of all, the amount of hours you're spending on this website nearly triples.
That's when it hits you hard. I'm wasting my life. This is around the point you stare off into space and contemplate the meaning of your existence. Every second I spend here doing nothing, I am wasting my life. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, OH GOD?!
Yep.
Before you know it, you're lying on the floor, hugging your knees and rocking back and forth like a mad woman/man, thinking about the meaning of life.
Surely, there must be an easier and more productive road to take when going through holidays. But, you know what?
Screw it.
I am perfectly fine being the potato I am and reading cliché wattpad stories whilst watching the ninth season of How I Met Your Mother and eating unhealthy food is MAH JAM right now.
Thus, my conclusion:
HATERS GONNA HATE.
POTATOES GONNA POTATE.
GO ALL OUT THESE HOLIDAYS.
BE CRAZY AND WEIRD AND DONT GIVE A FUDGE ABOUT WHETHER YOUR NEIGHBOURS THINK YOU BELONG IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE GIRL, YOU'RE FAB.
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Stay awesome,
Hazel ♡
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